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In honor of Dr. Rand Paul's amazing victory on super Super Tuesday, I am making decision to change Winston's avatar to that of Dr. Rand Paul. Winston has previously expressed his admiration for one Alex Jones. Good ole Alex has even publicly announced his donation to the Paul campaign. Here's a pic I have of the two.


Seeing that Rand Paul has come to the correct opinions with regards to the Civil Rights Act (at least one of the titles), the Fair Housing Act, the American's With Disability Act, the EPA, the Department of Education, Obama-style takeover of our health care system (especially the ramming part of it), etc. etc., I must also assume that Alex Jones shares those views. I have not heard much of Alex, I usually just rely on what Winston tells me. And most of it sounds just plain smart, especially to a rock-ribbed Christian Conservative like me. I also approve of his pointing at the camera. That just looks cool.

I will assume that Mr. Paul will correct his views on Israel, foreign interventions, and a willingness to appear on lefty, lesbian, latte-sipping, limousine liberal shows. He has already done a good job by blaming Rachel Maddow for his failures in the interview the other night. It was abusive to keep asking the same question over and over, especially since Dr. Rand Paul is so clear on the issue.

Clearly, he only has a problem with only one of the titles of the Civil Rights Act. The part about banning discrimination for private businesses. Its only a problem if the federal government does it, that is for sure. Dr. Paul even said he'd have voted for the Act, because the South had all those problems in the 1960's. I'm sure noting the location and timeframe when the racial discrimination took place says absolutely nothing about his views with respect to the Act in the current time and place. Plus, he even said he would have walked hand in hand with MLK had he not been 2 years old. He couldn't walk in a march then, his legs would have been too small. I have taken some of my step-nephews with me to a Tea Party rally, I know how hard it is for the youngins. Plus, they were just terrible the whole time, so that is a mistake I won't make again.

CHICKEN SEX (or CHICKEN SH-T)

I am encouraged by Sue Lowden and her thoughts of bartering doctor treatments for chickens. What a great idea but I would like to go one further. How about chickens for sex. We could start with Miss Lowden, she is not bad looking. Of course if you have followed my very infrequent posts you are aware of my admiration and hots for our two conservative leaders, Sarah and Michelle, as in Palin and Bachman, they might be willing to get on the bandwagon. Research has shown that sexually transmitted deseases are most often passes along by using money for the service. You get your dirty dollars out give them to the lady and then touch each other in the private places. Hello STD's. With chickens to barter you avoid all that and have good clean fun. Maybe a little kinky but that is OK.

Rand Paul + Sarah Palin = Just Plain Smart Also Too

Well it's just goes without saying, doesn't it?

NRA + Sarah Palin = Just Plain Smart

This is just a no-brainer to me. There should be no restrictions on gun ownership. None. And that goes for fully-automatic RPG's too. I had a 2nd cousin who had one of those once. Was real cool to launch em in rural Calhoun County. Well, that was until the ATF gestapo came and seized them. They said it was a threat to air safety. Whatever, those are just unnecessary regulations that violated my 2nd cousin's 2nd amendment rights to enjoy heavy artillery, and by proxy, my 1st amendment rights to enjoy the fireworks show.

Now, Obama and his anti-gun minions are taking aim at the NRA. They say its not right to have people on the terrorist watch list to be able to buy guns. Fortunately, we have great patriots like the Sarah Palin saving our freedoms to purchase a cool new Desert Eagle despite being a close associate of the Hutaree militia.

"Don't doubt for a minute that, if they thought they could get away with it, they would ban guns and ban ammunition and gut the Second Amendment," said Palin, a lifelong NRA member who once had a baby shower at a local gun range in Alaska. "It's the job of all of us at the NRA and its allies to stop them in their tracks."

She had a baby shower at a gun range!?!?! No wonder so many Real American men are in love with that woman. That is just a terrific idea to have a baby shower at a gun range. What better way to induce labor than to have some loud and random gun shots while they coo over onesies and play baby name bingo.

The NRA is also getting in on the act to ensure that people on the terrorist watch list WILL be able to buy a couple semi-automatic rifles. They rightly call this "McCarthyism" to take away rights of people who may be innocent of terrorism charges. Never mind that McCarthy was correct for everything he did, and his modern equivalent from Minnesota is honoring his legend. But getting back to the point, its the bad form of "McCarthyism" that could prevent law-abiding citizens to have their fundamental rights violated. This is totally without precedent in today's political environment.

The bad news is that several NRA members are not yet smart enough to figure this out. I'm sure they will be corrected soon, but in the meantime, some evil liberal smear site went out and video taped these folks disagreeing with the NRA platform. They are just misinformed, with the exception of the last guy, who is just plain smart too!!