CLF Update!!

Hello all. I know its been a while since we last posted here on the CLF site. We've been pretty busy with work, what with business celebrating the conservative victory this November. On a personal level, I can say that I am just elated with the victory, with conservatives taking our country back from the secular progressive scourge. I am just happier in general and have really felt more upbeat, even with the extra 0.75 hour of unpaid overtime we've implemented at my IT job.

Now with the potential destruction of further unemployment benefits coupled with making Bush's tax cuts permanent for everyone including millionaires and billionaires, who by the way, if you haven't noticed, created upteen thousands of jobs from a period between 2001 and 2008, we still need to keep these cuts in order to invest in job creating industries such as hotel/restaurant management, fiberglass polishing, financial things, and culinary services. Tax cuts create wealth, simple as that, despite the liberal lie of unemployment benefits returning 1.64 dollars for every dollar spent as opposed to Bush tax cuts permanent returning 0.29 cents for every dollar spent.. but that's a lie. Don't believe the lies.

In addition to the tax argument, the one lie I am tired of hearing from the liberals is about the so-called evils of "free trade". Free is right there in the first word, so I am all for that. Plus, I can afford a 35 inch high def flat screen TV. Marvene can afford an I-Touch for her 17 month old grand-niece Jayden. That's called capitalism. And its the only thing we have that isn't at least communist/socialist. Clearly, the fact that all these people can spend $198 for high-end electronics, you just know our country must be doing something right. You can't do that in France or Germany and just spend $198. Its like $599, and that right there tells me that that additional $401 is the difference between our freedom loving enterprise of rugged individualists, and the socialist Western Europe who spend that difference on trivial things like taxes and health care and infrastructure and research&development and social services in general. Plus, those people don't have the freedom to buy guns whenever, preserve property rights, and basically have no limits in a companies behavior in the marketplace (with the exception of the actions of a natural person in the context of fertility rights, sexuality, and putting women in their rightful place).

Don't take that last item wrong, my lady is a strong woman in today's society. She what some would call a Grizzly mom. No, we do not have any children (re. low sperm motility), but we do have two adorable Yorkies. One brown, one black with white spot, named Chi Chi and Dolores. I can assure you that were anyone to attack either one, such as that big collie near our walk route, my lady would attack with a ferocity not seen since Chuck Norris in the middle part of Mission Impossible II when Braddock just goes nuts on those Cambodians guarding the bridge.

So that's all, its basically whats been kicking around my head these past glorious four and a half weeks since we took back at least 1/2 of our country.

Dinner Monday at "La Roca"

Just a reminder guys and gals!

Location: "La Roca" in Nitro
Time: 6:30 in the p.m.

Be there or be square!!1!!

Annual CLF Dinner/Meeting March 1, 2010

Our annual dinner-slash-meeting will be held on March 1, 2010 at "La Roca" in Nitro, WV at 6:30pm. We will be taking board meeting minutes and discussing other business. Don't know who's making cake this time and we hope Fuido holds down the migrant slurs.

Meme's Answered by Real Conservatives

Lately, there has been a fad spreading across the Internet called Meme's. Basically, a meme is a set of questions that you send to fellow bloggers, who then send it to 10 other bloggers, and suddenly it has spread across the country. My lady's friend at church first told us about it and sent us one. So, I thought I'd get everyone here at the CLF to answer all at once in one post. It took a while to compile, but we finally have answers to all 10 questions from our contributors. Michelle has been kind enough to find some pictures, serving as a visual aide to your reading pleasure. Here goes...

1.If you had a theme song, what would it be?

Reggie: Free Bird
Michelle: Boot in your ass - by Toby Keith
Marvene: He Touched Me by Elvis*
Fuido: Ave Maria

2.What drink could you not live without?

Reggie: Mountain Dew
Michelle: Ruinite
Marvene: Diet Dr. K
Fuido: George Dickel

3.What is the most inspirational book you've read in the past year?

Reggie: The Bible, No Retreat, No Surrender by Tom Delay
Michelle: Dr. Laura Schlesinbacher "Ten Stupid Things Women Do to Mess Up Their Lives"
Marvene: "A Purpose Driven Life" by Joel Ostein
Fuido: "Rediscovering God in America: Reflections on the Role of Faith in Our Nation's History" by Newt Gingrich


4.What is the latest miracle that you have witnessed?

Reggie: Reflection of the Apostle Paul in a retention pond.
Michelle: Spencer got a C in Pre-Algebra
Marvene: Won $250 at Mimi's playing Keno
Fuido: Medicare started covering my ED tabs

5.What famous person would you most want to hang out with?

Reggie: Mike Huckabee or Miss California Carrie Prejean
Michelle: James Hansen, NASA or Coral from Real World Road Rulez Challenge "Duelz - Da Revenge" Season 7
Marvene: Rod Parsley
Fuido: Robert Hansenn, FBI

6.What's the first concert you ever went to?

Reggie: 38 Special during the Hold on Loosely hey-day
Michelle: Stryper in 88
Marvene: Elvis, I forget where
Fuido: Herb Alpert when I was 5

7.Which Facts of Life character would you be?

Reggie: Mrs. Garrett
Michelle: Tootie
Marvene: I don't watch non-Christian programming
Fuido: I kind of liked the lesbian one

8.When I wake up, the first thing I do is...

Reggie: Pray
Michelle: Drink lots of water, pray
Marvene: Brush teeth, pray
Fuido: Pray

9.In my underwear closet, I hide my.....

Reggie: Bible, gun
Michelle: Hydroxycut, gun
Marvene: Bible, Elvis autographs
Fuido: Uzi, Desert Eagle

10.What was the last TV marathon you watched during a rainy Sunday?

Reggie: Storm Stories, JAG, CSI: Miami
Michelle: Real World Road Rulez Challenge "Caged Heat in Cabo"
Marvene: 700 Club
Fuido: War Stories with Ollie North

Mike Huckabee is Just Awesome

I can't believe with as long as the CLF has been active, I have yet to have a post on the best post-Reagan politician yet to grace us....Michael Dale "Mike" Huckabee.



First of all, he is just plain smart.

Second, he is a Christian conservative through and through, and also has suffered with excessive weight gain (EWG), which I am currently afflicted with. He has provided me with a clear path away from this affliction, one in which I vow to start following soon.

Third, he is against the IRS and embraces the Fair Tax, which is fair, because it says so.

On top of that, number four, he is an accomplished musician and bassist. Bassists are typically the coolest and most popular member of any band, that is an established fact! Check him out here playing Freebird, my all time favorite song.



Note that Freebird is an unofficial song of the CLF, and will likely become THE official song of the CLF pending the required meeting with a sufficient number of principals. Oma, I am hoping you will change your mind. If we fail to get the two votes necessary to break the tie, Marvene may win out with He Touched Me.

Recently, Huckabee has been applying his musical talents to the field of politics, with this absolute destruction of Nancy Pelosi and her San Francisco values. I can't wait to hear his prose sung to Huckabee's smooth bass lines. I am thinking Scott Stapp or maybe Weiland would be best to sing this. Perhaps Bret Michaels, but only if he keeps to his 'Every Rose Has Its Thorn' style. But anyway, here are some excerpts of his poem...

Fancy Nancy

Here's a story about a lady named Nancy
A ruthless politician, but dressed very fancy
Very ambitious, she got herself elected Speaker
But as for keeping secrets, she proved quite a "leaker."
....
She sat in briefings and knew about enhanced interrogation;
But claims she wasn't there, and can't give an explanation.
She disparages the CIA and says they are a bunch of liars;
Even the press aren't buying it and they're stoking their fires.

I think Speaker Pelosi has done too much speaking;
And instead of her trashing our intelligence officials, it's her nose that needs tweaking.
.....
I say it here and I say it rather clear-
It's time for Nancy Pelosi to resign and get out of here.

Those are just some awesome lyrics and totally in meter. He is also so right on so many points, Nancy is a ruthless politician, but fancy and always "tweaking" things on her face if you know what I'm getting at. Fancy Nancy just displays San Francisco values, which is all about of the feminizing and homosexualizing of America. She is not just trying to destroy American families, but now the CIA too. What did the CIA and the Bush Administration ever do to hurt or mislead anyone? Nothing, that is what, that is just crazy talk.

Clearly, this issue has nothing to do with what was done a handful of times for a short period of time by a few bad applies. Its all about what Nancy Pelosi knew and when she knew it. It is clear that this fancy San Francisco grandma who has an affinity for plastic surgery should be the focal point of an investigation that, until recently, was veering into the totally unimportant meme of how certain abusive interrogation techniques were used, without consent and in direct conflict with criminal law, to produce false confessions to justify a war.

Finally, I would like to dedicate this song to the awesomeness that is Michael Dale "Mike" Huckabee. Here are a couple of my favorite stanzas...

I Like Huckabee for President Huckabee,
I Like Huckabee for President Huckabee,
The home of the brave and the land of the free
Needs a leader like Mike Huckabee.

He speaks the truth, he needs no script
He always has, a humorous quip
He wants to fix, our country's mess
He wants to end, the IRS! That's why...

Reader Alert

Per our reader's request, Michelle has been kind enough to increase the font size on our blog. I am so sorry, I should have known, especially you Tenne. I knew you ordered the large print Readers Digest due to your eye prescription, we just talked about that last month. Anyway, sorry for the delay, here's the change. Enjoy.

First Annual CLF Meeting/Dinner

I would like to take this opportunity to invite our church and affiliate CLF members or anyone else who would be interested (even liberals) to join us at our very first annual CLF Meeting/Dinner held at the Shoney's Restaurant in Charleston, WV on Thursday, April 16th (day after tax day!). Please be on time, we start at 6pm.

We have reserved the back conference room with complementary coffee and strawberry pie, however feel free to order dinner as most of us probably will.

We will be discussing the incorporation of CLF, LLC that include:

• Electing officers of the limited liability corporation (bachmann2012 is already designated Treasurer, sorry)
• Adopting business policies and plans that spread the word of freedom
• Designating committees and allocating authority to them
• Issuing and selling stock. Stocks include shares in Exxon Mobile, GM, and pesticides
• Approving the sale, lease, conveyance, exchange, transfer, or other disposition of all or substantially all corporate property and assets including, but not limited to, assault rifles and knives
• Approving mergers and reorganizations with other conservative freedom fighting organizations
  

We will also be discussing such hot political topics as:

• Obama appeasing Islamists in Turkey
• The ramping up of a police state by evil Zionists and the need for assault rifles now more than ever
  
• The abolition of the current Federal Government and subsequent succession of all 49 states (Hawaii turned over to Japan)
  
• Barney Frank and Chris Dodd's direct involvement and cause of the collapse of the dollar and subsequent future hyperinflation.
  

Thanks to anyone who will be participating. If you may have any questions or concerns about the meeting, please feel free to contact me at bachmann2012@gmail.com. C ya'll there!