Hath the lord strike on me a message or warning of some kind? Or was it the work of the devil himself? Well then I said, I wrote it for a reason and had no idea if that check number was on there until after I wrote it. So that right there tells me it was meant to be since I love God instead. So be it, I said, and I deposited that check right there into that donation box. No fear.
One time, Reggie had a similar occurrence. He went to the Subway and ordered a Sub Club with cookie and a drink. The cashier, who was obviously homo and flaming, screamed "Oh my God!!" when he saw that the purchase totaled $6.66. So the god-fearing homo cashier added a penny to the order, making the new total $6.67. Reggie got rightfully furious over this obvious attempt to steal his money and sued the Subway company for theft. Reggie won the case, a penny, but has yet to see the $55 in court costs still owed. Reggie plans to file a lien on Subway Co. in case they go under like all the businesses will under Obama-nation.
