A totally unbiased and statiscally in depth analysis was conducted by some guys at George Mason University called "Freedom In the 50 States: An Index of Personal And Economic Freedom." Basically, it shows us what the freest states are!
No surprise that "according to the authors of the study, while conservative states do perform better than liberal ones, it is moderately conservative states which are in fact the freest."
You hear that liberals, conservative states are just plain freer, and that's a proven fact now!
In keeping with my previous post on Michael Dale "Mike" Huckabee and his stinging rebuke of Fancy Nancy Pelosi, I must give a hand to another great conservative politician....Michele Marie "Michele" Bachmann
....She is just all kinds of awesome, so I can see how our Michelle with the CLF just loves this Michelle with the USHOR. I know some of you are asking "Why isn't Michelle posting about Michele Bachmann?" Well, for one, Michelle is away on a family vacation this weekend. And number two, I have authority as unitary president under the CLF charter to do anything I dang well please. Got that Oma?
Mrs. Bachmann's awesomeness has been extensively documented in the CLF blog as well as other sources on the internets. I would rather not retread her greatest hits, but show people her total destruction of that one-man economy wrecking crew....Barney Frank. Most of you know that Barney Frank singularly (along with Chris Dodd) wrecked the economy because they were totally againstregulatingFannie and Freddie, and that is the complete reason the economy collapsed under Obama. Case closed on that one.
But many don't know that Barney Frank almost became Barak Hussain Obama's running mate. Ole Barry figured as a black secret-Moslim, there would be people upset at him and may try to shoot at him. What better way to deter those attempts by putting a gay Jew on the ticket? That way the God-fearing would figure, get rid of one, the other is just as bad. Anyway, this plan was scrapped when Joe Biden had his Illuminati pals at the Federal Reserve push B. Hussain Obama into picking him. But that is another story for another time.
Anyway, back to Michele. She was just on that C-Span TV show destroying Barney Frank and his Taxachussets values. Lets watch.
Wow, Michele just totally hands it to Barney with her extensive knowledge of House rules. Barney is not very gentlemanly for sure as he just won't yield even though Michele asks very nicely. I guess chivalry is dead, and a gay Jew killed it apparently. Gay Jews had something to do with killing Jesus too. Coincidence?
Now here's Michele on Lou Dobbs, destroying Barney Frank once again. Geez, does this guy know when to give up?
Kudos Michele for exposing ACORN and Obama's attempts to funnel billions on dollars to an organization that was engaging in vote fraud to destroy the fabric of our democracy. Clearly, if there's one indictmentofa member of an organization, that should bring down the entire organization.
This is me with the Huckabees last Christmas. They love my fried pies dipped in chocolate and rolled in bacon. mm-m What a wonderful family! Though I would rethink the stripes for next year.
I can't believe with as long as the CLF has been active, I have yet to have a post on the best post-Reagan politician yet to grace us....Michael Dale "Mike" Huckabee.
First of all, he is just plain smart.
Second, he is a Christian conservative through and through, and also has suffered with excessive weight gain (EWG), which I am currently afflicted with. He has provided me with a clear path away from this affliction, one in which I vow to start following soon.
Third, he is against the IRS and embraces the Fair Tax, which is fair, because it says so.
On top of that, number four, he is an accomplished musician and bassist. Bassists are typically the coolest and most popular member of any band, that is an established fact! Check him out here playing Freebird, my all time favorite song.
Note that Freebird is an unofficial song of the CLF, and will likely become THE official song of the CLF pending the required meeting with a sufficient number of principals. Oma, I am hoping you will change your mind. If we fail to get the two votes necessary to break the tie, Marvene may win out with He Touched Me.
Recently, Huckabee has been applying his musical talents to the field of politics, with this absolute destruction of Nancy Pelosi and her San Francisco values. I can't wait to hear his prose sung to Huckabee's smooth bass lines. I am thinking Scott Stapp or maybe Weiland would be best to sing this. Perhaps Bret Michaels, but only if he keeps to his 'Every Rose Has Its Thorn' style. But anyway, here are some excerpts of his poem...
Fancy Nancy
Here's a story about a lady named Nancy A ruthless politician, but dressed very fancy Very ambitious, she got herself elected Speaker But as for keeping secrets, she proved quite a "leaker." .... She sat in briefings and knew about enhanced interrogation; But claims she wasn't there, and can't give an explanation. She disparages the CIA and says they are a bunch of liars; Even the press aren't buying it and they're stoking their fires.
I think Speaker Pelosi has done too much speaking; And instead of her trashing our intelligence officials, it's her nose that needs tweaking. ..... I say it here and I say it rather clear- It's time for Nancy Pelosi to resign and get out of here.
Those are just some awesome lyrics and totally in meter. He is also so right on so many points, Nancy is a ruthless politician, but fancy and always "tweaking" things on her face if you know what I'm getting at. Fancy Nancy just displays San Francisco values, which is all about of the feminizing and homosexualizing of America. She is not just trying to destroy American families, but now the CIA too. What did the CIA and the Bush Administration ever do to hurt or mislead anyone? Nothing, that is what, that is just crazy talk.
Clearly, this issue has nothing to do with what was done a handful of times for a short period of time by a few bad applies. Its all about what Nancy Pelosi knew and when she knew it. It is clear that this fancy San Francisco grandma who has an affinity for plastic surgery should be the focal point of an investigation that, until recently, was veering into the totally unimportant meme of how certain abusive interrogation techniques were used, without consent and in direct conflict with criminal law, to produce false confessions to justify a war.
Finally, I would like to dedicate this song to the awesomeness that is Michael Dale "Mike" Huckabee. Here are a couple of my favorite stanzas...
I Like Huckabee for President Huckabee, I Like Huckabee for President Huckabee, The home of the brave and the land of the free Needs a leader like Mike Huckabee.
He speaks the truth, he needs no script He always has, a humorous quip He wants to fix, our country's mess He wants to end, the IRS! That's why...
Obama is a Frenchy Socialist Marxist. Don't take my word for it, just take a gander at his burger order. Obama and Biden go to a burger joint to show how "in touch" they are with the regular folk, and he can't hide his elitism. As the very smart William Jacobson describes, his order went like this...
"I'm going to have a basic cheddar cheese burger, medium well, with mustard," Obama said. "Do you have spicy mustard? I'll take that."
Actually, the quote was "you got a spicy mustard or something like that, or a Dijon mustard, something like that" (at 0.55 of the unedited video below without Mitchell's talkover).
Dijon mustard!?!?!?! Dijon?!?!?! Spicy was bad enough, not putting on ketchup was bad enough, but to order French style mustard on his burger was just an affront to every basic American tenant. If you want mustard, order American mustard, like this ---------------------------------->
Not some namby pamby Dijon stuff that some effete French elitist would put on his Croissant. That is the last thing I want as President. I want a President who puts ketchup on his Croissandwich. I want a President who's not afraid to dip his Freedom Fries in his mayo.
More on Dijongate can be found here. Hard hitting journalism at its best, and rock solid proof that the treasonous folks at NBC and GE are in the tank for Obama.
But the first order was almost as bad as the second, and this has unfortunately been missed by the media watchdogs. He ordered spicy first, which is just further proof that he is a secret Moslim. Who orders spicy stuff? Moslim terrorists, that's who. If you question me, just go back to my previous comprehensive analyses on the subject. See? Case closed.
Per our reader's request, Michelle has been kind enough to increase the font size on our blog. I am so sorry, I should have known, especially you Tenne. I knew you ordered the large print Readers Digest due to your eye prescription, we just talked about that last month. Anyway, sorry for the delay, here's the change. Enjoy.
Well I was writing my monthly donation to that Presbyterian Church downtown (along with many other donations to many other churches - no worries my faithful Baptists on Campbell's Creek) and as I was exiting my 1998 Lincoln Continental from the church parking lot I saw the "sign!" And it was on my check!!!
Hath the lord strike on me a message or warning of some kind? Or was it the work of the devil himself? Well then I said, I wrote it for a reason and had no idea if that check number was on there until after I wrote it. So that right there tells me it was meant to be since I love God instead. So be it, I said, and I deposited that check right there into that donation box. No fear.
One time, Reggie had a similar occurrence. He went to the Subway and ordered a Sub Club with cookie and a drink. The cashier, who was obviously homo and flaming, screamed "Oh my God!!" when he saw that the purchase totaled $6.66. So the god-fearing homo cashier added a penny to the order, making the new total $6.67. Reggie got rightfully furious over this obvious attempt to steal his money and sued the Subway company for theft. Reggie won the case, a penny, but has yet to see the $55 in court costs still owed. Reggie plans to file a lien on Subway Co. in case they go under like all the businesses will under Obama-nation.
As if I didn't have enough to think about, here's that Joe Biden saying that airplanes and subways are just tubes of swine flu germs. I know that he is not right with the Lord, but he may have let the cat out of the bag. I'm sure I have felt a sneeze from as far as three rows back. And don't even get me started on the toilet seats.
