Outrage of the Day: Obama Promotes Starvation

Well, I am not surprised Michelle Obama would be attacking job-creators in industry, what with her past ties to Black Panther radicals and terrorist fist-bumping sympathizers. She has set her sights on the good folks in conventional agriculture by planting an organic garden. Organic gardening is just another activity promoted by the latte sipping limosene liberals that have never put in a hard days work spraying weed killer on their Miracle Grow.

Excuse me for saying this, but this organic fad is just a bunch of cow manure, and I mean that in a literal sense. Without conventional agriculture, we would have starving people all over the world, something we definitely don't have, at least not in this country. Conventional agriculture has allowed us to increase food yields and have resulted in no environmental degradation or bad health effects whatsoever. Plus, bees like it too.

Fortunately, we have smart folks at the American Council on Science and Health to help combat this affront on our freedom. Jeffrey Stier, the very smart spokesman of the ACSH, put it well:

Bee interviewed Jeffrey Stier, associate director of the council, who referred to the Obamas as “organic limousine liberals.”

“I think the Obama garden should come with a warning label,” he continued. “It’s irresponsible to tell people that you should have to eat organic and locally grown food. Not everyone can afford that. That’s a serious public health concern.”

His reasoning: “People are going to eat fewer fruits and vegetables. Cancer rates will go up. Obesity rates will go up. I think if we decide to eat only locally grown food, we’re going to have a lot of starvation.”

Cancer. Obesity. Starvation. That's what you get from eating organic, I can attest to that. Conventional agriculture, using crop protection products (not pesticides), is the only way to simultaneously battle the scourges brought forth by mutating tissue cells, overeating, and undereating.

Plus, on top of that, its additionally an affront to our freedoms, also. The Obama's have no right to tell us what to eat. Putting up an organic garden, which produces fat, starving people, without a fair and balanced conventional garden (using crop protection products manufactured by the friendly job creating folks at Bayer), is just taking away our choices. Having the choice of an organic garden will destroy the chemical industry, thus taking away the other choice. Don't you see, this liberal choice will be shoved down our throats, thus reducing our other choices because the chemical industry won't be permitted to monopolize agriculture as they should be allowed to under a truly free market.

Its the same thing with socialized medicine pushed by the Obama Marxist Socialist Fascists. Giving people the option of a public plan will destroy the private insurers. Thus, giving us more choices just reduces our choices in the end. If you can understand this, then you can see how organic gardening will produce starving fat people. If you can't understand it, perhaps the following real news clip will educate you. If that fails, then you are a dirty hippie liberal.

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