Outrage of the Day: Obama Promotes Starvation

Well, I am not surprised Michelle Obama would be attacking job-creators in industry, what with her past ties to Black Panther radicals and terrorist fist-bumping sympathizers. She has set her sights on the good folks in conventional agriculture by planting an organic garden. Organic gardening is just another activity promoted by the latte sipping limosene liberals that have never put in a hard days work spraying weed killer on their Miracle Grow.

Excuse me for saying this, but this organic fad is just a bunch of cow manure, and I mean that in a literal sense. Without conventional agriculture, we would have starving people all over the world, something we definitely don't have, at least not in this country. Conventional agriculture has allowed us to increase food yields and have resulted in no environmental degradation or bad health effects whatsoever. Plus, bees like it too.

Fortunately, we have smart folks at the American Council on Science and Health to help combat this affront on our freedom. Jeffrey Stier, the very smart spokesman of the ACSH, put it well:

Bee interviewed Jeffrey Stier, associate director of the council, who referred to the Obamas as “organic limousine liberals.”

“I think the Obama garden should come with a warning label,” he continued. “It’s irresponsible to tell people that you should have to eat organic and locally grown food. Not everyone can afford that. That’s a serious public health concern.”

His reasoning: “People are going to eat fewer fruits and vegetables. Cancer rates will go up. Obesity rates will go up. I think if we decide to eat only locally grown food, we’re going to have a lot of starvation.”

Cancer. Obesity. Starvation. That's what you get from eating organic, I can attest to that. Conventional agriculture, using crop protection products (not pesticides), is the only way to simultaneously battle the scourges brought forth by mutating tissue cells, overeating, and undereating.

Plus, on top of that, its additionally an affront to our freedoms, also. The Obama's have no right to tell us what to eat. Putting up an organic garden, which produces fat, starving people, without a fair and balanced conventional garden (using crop protection products manufactured by the friendly job creating folks at Bayer), is just taking away our choices. Having the choice of an organic garden will destroy the chemical industry, thus taking away the other choice. Don't you see, this liberal choice will be shoved down our throats, thus reducing our other choices because the chemical industry won't be permitted to monopolize agriculture as they should be allowed to under a truly free market.

Its the same thing with socialized medicine pushed by the Obama Marxist Socialist Fascists. Giving people the option of a public plan will destroy the private insurers. Thus, giving us more choices just reduces our choices in the end. If you can understand this, then you can see how organic gardening will produce starving fat people. If you can't understand it, perhaps the following real news clip will educate you. If that fails, then you are a dirty hippie liberal.

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Outrage #2 of the Day: Anti-Business Kooks Attack Bayer

This has me just hot under the collar. These liberals in our Congress are raking our good local businessmen over the coals about this minor incident at Bayer. This is just ludicrous to compare it to Bhopal. I heard that the Bhopal explosion wasn't that serious and that it bankrupted Union Carbide, which hurt us here at home. Look, Bayer is employing us here and not laying anyone off, that is what we should be concerned about.

But is the Gazette worried about our jobs? No, that enviro-wacko Ken Ward Jr. is at it again, this time taking a break from trying to destroy the coal industry and the wonderful strip mining practices. Now he's trying to destroy the chemical industry.

The Kanawha Valley may have narrowly escaped a chemical plant catastrophe that could have surpassed the 1984 Bhopal disaster, according to a report released today by congressional investigators.

The August 2008 explosion at the Bayer CropScience Institute plant turned a 2 1/2-ton chemical vessel into a "dangerous projectile" that could have destroyed a nearby tank of deadly methyl isocyanate, according to the report by House Energy and Commerce Committee staff.

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"Documents obtained by the committee raise serious questions about the vulnerabilities of Bayer's inventory of methyl isocyanate (MIC) during the 2008 explosion and about MIC monitoring systems that were out of service at the time of the explosion," the committee report said. "The documents also raise questions about whether Bayer has adequately considered the feasibility of reducing its MIC stockpile or switching to inherently safer technologies."

So what? I had a double-first cousin, Rickie, who worked at that plant for a summer. He said he worked around that MIC tank and never had any issues with it. That is just ridiculous to blame chemicals for everything. You know what water is? Its H2O, a chemical compound, and it can't hurt us none. That's what Rickie would always say, which would get us all laughing. Rickie died at the age of 28 from cancer and I will always miss his good humor. If he were around today, he'd tell us how crazy these folks in Congress are.

When will Congress stop encroaching on our freedom? Freedom is all about economic liberties. Environmental regulations are just the worst. First, you have to get an environmental impact statement, then you have to have public hearings and let in all the NIMBY wackos, then you have to clean up toxic sites. When will it end? Anyway, Ken Ward Jr. has some crazy stuff at the end of his article.

For example, the committee obtained a memo in which officials from Ann Green Communications suggested how plant manager Nick Crosby should deal with local citizen groups and journalists.

"Our goal with People Concerned About MIC should be to marginalize them," the memo said. "Take a similar approach to The Charleston Gazette. For as many years as it has been in print, the Gazette has chosen to be anti-business and champion environmental activists' causes. Marginalize its effectiveness."

Darn skippy the Gay-zette is a bunch of environmental wackos. Again, I'd like to know why their owners can't get their act together like the proprietors of the Daily Mail. Anyway, can anyone tell me what's wrong with what Bayer did? Nothing, that's what. Nuff said.