“I am changing the channel. From now on I am watching ‘Pox’ News. Now there is a trashy news show.”
No surpise it also comes from one of the most government funded piles of garbage (hear that Oscar?!?) ever invented - Public Broadcasting. Sesame Street has taken our tax dollars for decades and brought us black puppets, gay puppets, and worst of all, long haired liberal hippy ones. It's the tree huggers that are bringing us down by allowing the rest of the trash get away with whatever they feel like.
So watch out. This is the plan behind Barack Hussein Obama's Administration. He's trying to make us all hippy liberals and socialists and fascists through our children at an early age. Just like McDonalds heavily advertises to kids...but I figured them out.
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Michelle, great post. I hadn't heard that am just shocked. My third youngest step nephew Ty Ty watches Sesame Street all the time. Just last Sunday we were all meeting at his parents house for a family get together. Usually he stands around and listens when I berate the fascist/socialist ideals of Barak Hussain Obama. But not last time, he ran off and played fort with his other cousins. How weird is that? Now I know its because of the indoctrination of our youth by those commie pinkos at PBS. That right there is just indoctrination how they made that one little joke that you just know little 3 year olds are going to pick up on and decide not to watch Fox News later in life.
FYI, I am not a fan of the blue background. Blue is for Democrat party states on the coasts. Red is for good American and Republicans states in flyover territory. Please change it back immediately. As unitary authority over the CLF, I demand it.
You know Reggie I think maybe Michele got indoctrinated while she was gathering the evidence. Its a danger we all face. Why else would she suddenly turn our red site blue? I think we need to sit her down and make sure she is still a dyed in the wool conservative.
Thank you Marvene for getting my back on the whole red site/blue site debate. And thank you Michelle for coming to your senses. I agree that too much viewing of that liberal hippie communist programming on PBS "colored" your thinking and contributed to your changing this site. That is why you should stick with Fox News and Drudge when your not doing such good investigative work.
I didn't realize this at first, but did you change the text format too? I like it, but was just curious. Please ask next time. I am, after all, the unitary executive.
Reggie, I don't have to ask you for a thing. And yes, it's New Times Roman now. I got tired of reading child-like type you picked out originally. I would love to give this site a good boost image-wise, but it looks like you're just too much of a control freak.
You all are boneheads.
Thanks for the input anonymous. We appreciate all anonymous posters. We can keep up better.
Sesame Street is indeed the problem with liberals and our kids these days. Those commies on Sesame Street are teaching our kids to count to 10 in Spanish...obviously the first step towards allowing the entire population of Mexico to come here and force us to have street signs written in two languages...
And while we're at it, those Sesame Street perverts are indoctrinating our kids in the homosexual lifestyle...where exactly do those puppeteers put their hands, anyhow?
Michelle, I was being calm on both the color choice and font change. As unitary authority, you DO have to ask my permission. That is just how it goes. Just look at the bylaws. I have a mind to change the font to Wingdings if you keep up your subversive tone.
wfp (i'm going to shorten your name now, takes to long to type), you are clearly an advanced mind. I had not realized about the Spanish language indoctrination until you mentioned it. Both Ty Ty and Lisa Jr. (step-neices and nephews of mine) have been showing off how they can count in Spanish. Lisa Jr. even can get to catorce. It is either that evil pre-school or all that Dora the Explorer they watch. I will not let them watch that or Diego when they come visit me and my lady's house. It is strictly channels 68, 69, and 70 on my Suddenlink cable for them!!
Reggie - I often shorten my name as well. We conservatives need to stick together and use smaller words. Anyhow, I am afraid that the plot is even a bit deeper than we originally believed. Mattel, the toy company is corrupting our children as well...they have two card games (first of all, playing cards is about as bad as dancing) that promote the liberal pinko agenga...Uno is a game so many kids enjoy...all about indoctrinating the youth in the illegal alien agenda. And even more importantly, the cards come in so many colors...rainbow colors...clearly the mark of the homosexual movement. And that brings me to my second point...they make a game called Skip-Bo...who do you know that skips? Why gay people of course. The fingers of those ding dang liberals are everywhere!
WFP, you are my kind of conservative. You are like a treasure trove of outrage. First the Spanish language stuff, now what you have told me about Mattel. I used to play Uno...no more, now that I realize its the spanish word for one. They should call it "One" because we are an English speaking nation. However, there are only four colors in the game "One" (3 primary, and one secondary). No pinks or purples or neon colors if I remember correctly. Not exactly a rainbow.
As for Skipbo, I think you are going over the edge a bit. My lady sings "Skip to my Lou" every third weekend to her neices and nephews, and not a one of them has turned out homosexual. So please, lets be rational here.
Keep it up and you may just qualify to be an honorary member of the CLF. Do you have your own blog? I can't seem to get to your profile under "wfp in W-by-GOD-V". Am I messing up one of the Caps letters?
Well ding dang...I thought I posted a comment last night in response...
Anyhow, you are correct, Uno is not quite a rainbow, but their agenda couldn't be too obvious...they can't be "all in" on this...start with a few colors and wait and see what happens...mark my words.
I could be wrong on Skip-bo. You know, I don't like facts to get in my way though...they drive me to such righteous anger...but I will refrain...
And I do have a blog but I keep in "un-political"...you know how those ding dang liberals are...they would probably attack my blog wanting to make peace with my righteous anger and I will have nothing of it!
But guest blogger on CLF? Dare I dream?
I will certainly be keeping an eye on the game "One" (again, we speak English here). As soon as the liberal game makers put out some indigo or hot pink cards, then you can be sure that the CLF will be all up in that!!
Oh, I am good at keeping things non-political. I would love to see your site, I can see you are a real conservative and would promise to avoid political conversations. We conservatives are really the best at that. We are not pushy with our beliefs at all. Just last Tuesday my cousins' maw maw thanked me for not ranting about Obama at church again. So that just goes to show that I don't turn everything I talk about political.
Well, ok Reggie...you've worn me down...I'll tell you my website address, but you have to promise not to tell any of those socialists out there...next thing you know, they'll want me to pay my fair share to make sure people have access to education so they can actually read my blog...
Hey wfp, sorry I have not been able to comment more. I recently had some elective surgery, which has affected my ring finger on my typing hand. Anyway, I thought your blog was very interesting and family oriented. My one concern is with your solar furnace. We here at the CLF are fossil-fuel only folks and don't take kindly to renewable energy. Have you considered a furnace run on whale oil?
Reggie -
What role does your ring finger play? I can't think fast enough to use any more than 2-3 fingers anyhow...
About the solar furnace...I think that we can also support solar power. All we need is more space to set up solar stuff...and who has more sun than the folks in the deserts of the Middle East? I think we just really need to scope out where we need to conquer next and then we'll set up solar stuff in all of their deserts to run all of our cheap (oops...I mean affordable because of the capitalist free market) electronics
I don't know how much more clear I can be, other than to repeat that my elective surgery affected the ring finger on my typing hand. I employ the hunt and peck method, which usually involves the pointer finger. I reserve my pointer finger for notifying others of heathens in our midst. I refuse to learn the home keys. I believe the home keys were devised by the radical gay agenda, despite the best efforts of my lady to convince me otherwise.
As for your solar furnace, I am still hesitant. Maybe if you burn some coal alongside your furnace, to balance things out. I think your idea about putting up solar panels in the middle east is a great idea though. If there's one thing those people need is a concentration of cheap energy within their geographical boundaries!!
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