Outrage of the Day: redux

Well Obama is such a namby-pamby that young women are getting killed on the streets of Tehran. (That's in Iran, Oma) According to a learned Republican in Congress, if Obama had talked tougher when the protests were going on, there wouldn't have been those deaths. Where did all the cowboys go? Mr. Cheney would have sneered those billy club weilding ruffians until they just melted away. George W. would have ridden in on a tank yelling "Mission Accomplished." Oh for the good old days when men were pale.

Outrage of the Day: Obama Promotes Starvation

Well, I am not surprised Michelle Obama would be attacking job-creators in industry, what with her past ties to Black Panther radicals and terrorist fist-bumping sympathizers. She has set her sights on the good folks in conventional agriculture by planting an organic garden. Organic gardening is just another activity promoted by the latte sipping limosene liberals that have never put in a hard days work spraying weed killer on their Miracle Grow.

Excuse me for saying this, but this organic fad is just a bunch of cow manure, and I mean that in a literal sense. Without conventional agriculture, we would have starving people all over the world, something we definitely don't have, at least not in this country. Conventional agriculture has allowed us to increase food yields and have resulted in no environmental degradation or bad health effects whatsoever. Plus, bees like it too.

Fortunately, we have smart folks at the American Council on Science and Health to help combat this affront on our freedom. Jeffrey Stier, the very smart spokesman of the ACSH, put it well:

Bee interviewed Jeffrey Stier, associate director of the council, who referred to the Obamas as “organic limousine liberals.”

“I think the Obama garden should come with a warning label,” he continued. “It’s irresponsible to tell people that you should have to eat organic and locally grown food. Not everyone can afford that. That’s a serious public health concern.”

His reasoning: “People are going to eat fewer fruits and vegetables. Cancer rates will go up. Obesity rates will go up. I think if we decide to eat only locally grown food, we’re going to have a lot of starvation.”

Cancer. Obesity. Starvation. That's what you get from eating organic, I can attest to that. Conventional agriculture, using crop protection products (not pesticides), is the only way to simultaneously battle the scourges brought forth by mutating tissue cells, overeating, and undereating.

Plus, on top of that, its additionally an affront to our freedoms, also. The Obama's have no right to tell us what to eat. Putting up an organic garden, which produces fat, starving people, without a fair and balanced conventional garden (using crop protection products manufactured by the friendly job creating folks at Bayer), is just taking away our choices. Having the choice of an organic garden will destroy the chemical industry, thus taking away the other choice. Don't you see, this liberal choice will be shoved down our throats, thus reducing our other choices because the chemical industry won't be permitted to monopolize agriculture as they should be allowed to under a truly free market.

Its the same thing with socialized medicine pushed by the Obama Marxist Socialist Fascists. Giving people the option of a public plan will destroy the private insurers. Thus, giving us more choices just reduces our choices in the end. If you can understand this, then you can see how organic gardening will produce starving fat people. If you can't understand it, perhaps the following real news clip will educate you. If that fails, then you are a dirty hippie liberal.

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David Letterman Should Be Fired!

It was completely obvious from David Letterman's horrendous joke that he was talking about that other Palin daughter, what's her name? Willing? Maybe it is Pillow? Anyway, I forget, but it was undeniable that it was the 14 year old he was talking about because we've heard a lot about her.

Here's some protesters standing outside Letterman's studio demanding that he be fired. What braves souls these people are, for standing up to one of the most essential and pressing issues we are facing today: Tacky jokes from subpar late night comedians.



Jay Leno is ten times better and would never have made such tasteless jokes about Ms. Sarah Heath Palin and her family.

Questioning WWII

One of the greatest conservative thinkers of our time, Pat Buchanan, has written a book entitled, Churchill, Hitler, and "The Unnecessary War": How Britain Lost Its Empire and the West Lost the World" in which he postulates that Hitler had no intention of invading Britain and Churchill made a slew of blunders. He asks, "Where is the evidence that Hitler intended to make Britain a slave state?" Therefore, Britain and eventually America fought an unnecessary war. Everything would have been different. The USSR would never have become a superpower and Britain and America would have ruled the West without having to battle communism all those years. There would be no Israel and pretty much no Jews. Therefore, peace in the Middle East and no need for the Gulf War or the Iraq War. Japan would have ruled over China so no Korean War or Vietnam War. What a wonderful world! We certainly would never have had to experience the Clinton White house. Since the U.S. would still be segregated, who would be our president now? What if Tina Fey's impersonation of Sarah Palin wasn't funny? All of us conservatives should rewrite history.

Meme's Answered by Real Conservatives

Lately, there has been a fad spreading across the Internet called Meme's. Basically, a meme is a set of questions that you send to fellow bloggers, who then send it to 10 other bloggers, and suddenly it has spread across the country. My lady's friend at church first told us about it and sent us one. So, I thought I'd get everyone here at the CLF to answer all at once in one post. It took a while to compile, but we finally have answers to all 10 questions from our contributors. Michelle has been kind enough to find some pictures, serving as a visual aide to your reading pleasure. Here goes...

1.If you had a theme song, what would it be?

Reggie: Free Bird
Michelle: Boot in your ass - by Toby Keith
Marvene: He Touched Me by Elvis*
Fuido: Ave Maria

2.What drink could you not live without?

Reggie: Mountain Dew
Michelle: Ruinite
Marvene: Diet Dr. K
Fuido: George Dickel

3.What is the most inspirational book you've read in the past year?

Reggie: The Bible, No Retreat, No Surrender by Tom Delay
Michelle: Dr. Laura Schlesinbacher "Ten Stupid Things Women Do to Mess Up Their Lives"
Marvene: "A Purpose Driven Life" by Joel Ostein
Fuido: "Rediscovering God in America: Reflections on the Role of Faith in Our Nation's History" by Newt Gingrich


4.What is the latest miracle that you have witnessed?

Reggie: Reflection of the Apostle Paul in a retention pond.
Michelle: Spencer got a C in Pre-Algebra
Marvene: Won $250 at Mimi's playing Keno
Fuido: Medicare started covering my ED tabs

5.What famous person would you most want to hang out with?

Reggie: Mike Huckabee or Miss California Carrie Prejean
Michelle: James Hansen, NASA or Coral from Real World Road Rulez Challenge "Duelz - Da Revenge" Season 7
Marvene: Rod Parsley
Fuido: Robert Hansenn, FBI

6.What's the first concert you ever went to?

Reggie: 38 Special during the Hold on Loosely hey-day
Michelle: Stryper in 88
Marvene: Elvis, I forget where
Fuido: Herb Alpert when I was 5

7.Which Facts of Life character would you be?

Reggie: Mrs. Garrett
Michelle: Tootie
Marvene: I don't watch non-Christian programming
Fuido: I kind of liked the lesbian one

8.When I wake up, the first thing I do is...

Reggie: Pray
Michelle: Drink lots of water, pray
Marvene: Brush teeth, pray
Fuido: Pray

9.In my underwear closet, I hide my.....

Reggie: Bible, gun
Michelle: Hydroxycut, gun
Marvene: Bible, Elvis autographs
Fuido: Uzi, Desert Eagle

10.What was the last TV marathon you watched during a rainy Sunday?

Reggie: Storm Stories, JAG, CSI: Miami
Michelle: Real World Road Rulez Challenge "Caged Heat in Cabo"
Marvene: 700 Club
Fuido: War Stories with Ollie North

I just KNEW It!!!! Part 2b

Recently, I and some other forward-thinking conservatives have been concerned with Obama's food choices. Particularly, with regards to his burger orders. As you all remember, he ordered spicy or dijon mustard with his burger. Dijon. Dijon!! Just goes to show he prefers the Moslims and French over us. Well, now we have yet another time when Obama mugs for the cameras and on-lookers at a burger place. And yet another weird, foreign type order.

The jacketless commander in chief began ordering with his preference -- "one cheeseburger and one fries for me. Jalapeno, tomato, mustard. ... Plus lettuce." -- as aides Reggie Love and Marvin Nicholson passed along to him requests from the crew.

Jalepenos are just more proof to support the facts that he's a secret Moslim. And also that he is all for illegal immigration. Foreign types like spicy food. Now don't get me wrong, I do appreciate hot sauce and hot wing sauce (not atomic). I think I got that from my heritage, as my great aunt on my stepdad's side was quarter Cherokee. But jalepenos are from Mexico, and so is Tequila, and I had some bad experiences with Tequila. Add that onto the fact that illegal immigration (along with ACORN and Chris Dodd) are singularly trying to destroy the fabric of America, and you can see how I can not just go along with this jalepeno order.

Don't get me wrong, I am not conspiratorial and I don't think Obama would intentionally hurt America. But as the straight-down-the-middle independent Bill O'Reilly intimates, Obama may have his heart in the right place, but he is being pushed by some radical, mysterious forces from an ambiguous source that may, or may not, include elements originating around or near the approximate boundaries of those that attacked us on 9-11. Now we have no specific evidence of that, but I'm just putting it out there. But soon enough, someone will repeat it, thus enforcing my original comment, until enough people think it makes sense and we can be justified in impeaching Obama. Clearly someone who's a Frenchy Maxist Socialism Secret-Moslim, we on the right are being kind in encouraging a resignation or impeachment. I know you might not have heard from the Republican calls for impeachment, but you will. You will.