Proposed CLF Health Care Plan

Lately the liberals and Socialist/Fascist/Marxists have been complaining that the good conservatives don't have a health care plan. Well that is just a bunch of hooey! We have plenty of ideas that have been promoted, such as saying NO!! to a socialist government takeover of our Medicare. The White House has gone so far as to create an enemies list of health care opponents. That is just outrageous and there was nothing like that in the Bush Administration that is for sure.

The White House has also laid out three sets of eight points on health care, which is kind of ironic that they chose 3 8's. Seems like they should have chose three sets of six points, if you get my drift. And I think you do. Anyway, we here at the CLF have modified their points to craft our own agenda, and one that I think will catch on with the hard-working folks that dominate these town meetings. Its amazing that they are able to attend all these daytime meetings, what with their job schedules and money spent by their grassroots efforts to buy ad space at a moments notice.

Anyway, here is our completely original plan, with some much-needed editing of that Socialist Leninist ObamaCare plan pushed by that Kenyan Moslim in the White House.

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Conservatives Loving Freedom
Health Care Plan - August 2009
President and CEO - Reginald C. Newton
Co-President and Treasurer - Michelle Bennett
Secretary and Proof Reader - Marvene Letard

8 ways reform provides security and stability to those with or without coverage, because everyone has coverage anyway, all they have to do is go to the emergency room.

1. End Discrimination for Pre-Existing Conditions: Insurance companies will be prohibited prevented on a voluntary basis from refusing you coverage because of your medical history.

Making things voluntary is best as business works best under the unrestricted confines of a truly free market. There should be no penalties if an insurance company does not comply with this voluntary provision, but may incur harsh scolding. Discrimination still permitted for all persons suspected of being or resembling an illegal immigrant.

2. Tort Reform to Cut Costs. Also Something Called Portability. Ends Exorbitant Out-of-Pocket Expenses, Deductibles or Co-Pays: Insurance companies will have to abide by yearly caps on how much they can charge for out-of-pocket expenses.

Tort Reform NOW!! Bogus lawsuits are what causing all the costs to go up, which forces these good Americans at Cigna to pass on these costs via deductibles and co-pays. These may be ended when a reasonable cap on injury or death, such as the 250k proposed by tort reformers, is put in place.

3. Ends Cost-Sharing for Preventive Care Illegal Immigrants: Insurance companies must fully cover, without charge, regular checkups and tests that help you prevent illness, such as mammograms or eye and foot exams for diabetics refuse to pay for any health care to illegals. That, and lawsuits, is what is driving up costs, that is a fact!!

4. Ends dropping of Coverage ObamaCare death panels for Seriously Ill: Insurance companies Obama will be prohibited from dropping or watering down insurance coverage euthanizing Grandma and Trig Palin, as well as for those who become seriously ill.

5. Ends Gender Discrimination Against Males: Insurance companies will be prohibited from charging you more infringing on your God-given rights of dominion over family members because of your male gender.

Unmarried women and their progeny will not be covered, which will end the discrimination against men. Married women will be covered under their husbands' or fathers' policies. Homosexuals, union members, community organizers, and ACORN activists will not be eligible for health insurance.

6. Ends Annual or Lifetime Caps on Coverage and Tax/Trade: Insurance companies will be prevented from placing annual or lifetime caps on the coverage you receive. Cap and Tax/Trade will be eliminated, because its another socialistic boondoggle meant to enrich Gorey and his ilk. The actual effect of Cap and Tax/Trade on health care costs is uncertain and beyond the scope of this bill, but warrants mentioning anyway.

7. Extends Coverage for Young Adults in traditional, God-fearing families led by legal citizens: Children would continue to be eligible for family coverage through the age of 26. Only children of married, working parents will be covered in order to exclude illegals, because illegals don't work and just get welfare somehow.

8. Guarantees Insurance Renewal and Patient/Doctor Relationship: Insurance companies will be required to renew any policy as long as the policyholder pays their premium in full. Insurance companies won't be allowed to refuse renewal because someone became sick.

Insurance companies cannot force policy holders to renew the policy and you can choose your doctor. Keeping some government bureaucrat out of the patient/doctor relationship is the first concern. Your doctor will be required to comply with whatever constraints your insurance company deems necessary. Doctors should continue to consult with claims adjusters to ensure that the proposed treatments or procedures are within the policy guidelines. Said guidelines will still be written solely by insurance companies under no constraint or regulation given our commitment to truly free markets. Failure to comply with said constraints supersedes the first sentence of this paragraph, which may result in your exclusion from the policy. Even if this happens, as long as we have a truly free market, competitive insurance companies will just suddenly pop up, thus insuring those that are excluded.

Don't learn more and get details (its all liberal lies): http://www.WhiteHouse.gov/health-insurance-consumer-protections/

8 common myths FACTS about health insurance reform ObamaCare

1. Reform ObamaCare will stop start "rationing" - not increase it: It’s a myth FACT that reform ObamaCare will mean a "government takeover" of health care or lead to "rationing." To the contrary, reform will forbid many forms of rationing that are currently being used by insurance companies. Rationing doesn't happen now, that is for sure.

2. We can’t afford reform: It's the status quo we can't afford. It’s a myth FACT that reform will bust the budget. To the contrary, the President Barak Hussain Obama has not identified ways to pay for the vast majority of the up-front costs by cutting waste, fraud, and abuse within existing government health programs; ending big subsidies to insurance companies; and increasing efficiency with such steps as coordinating care and streamlining paperwork. In the long term, reform can't help bring down costs that will otherwise lead to a fiscal crisis.

3. Reform would encourage "euthanasia": It does not. It’s a malicious myth FACT that reform ObamaCare would encourage or even require euthanasia for seniors. For seniors who want to consult with their family and physicians about end-of life decisions, reform ObamaCare will help to cover these voluntarymandatory, private televised "consultations" for those who want help with these ram-rod through a bureaucrats decision to euthanize your mawmaw over your own personal and difficult family decisions.

4. Vets' health care is safe and sound going to be destroyed by ObamaCare: It’s a myth FACT that health insurance reform ObamaCare will affect veterans' access to the care they get now. To the contrary, the President's budget significantly expands coverage under the VA, extending care to 500,000 more veterans who were previously excluded. The VA Healthcare system will continue to be available for all eligible veterans. Obama is a secret Moslim who is wanting to destroy America from within so his Islamic terrorist buddies, like Bill Ayers, can defeat our sickened troops!!

5. Reform will benefit totally burden small business - not burden it: It’s a myth FACT that health insurance reform ObamaCare will hurt small businesses. To the contrary, reform will ease the burdens on small businesses, provide tax credits to help them pay for employee coverage and help level the playing field with big firms who pay much less to cover their employees on average. Obama is going to force employers to provide health insurance coverage for their employees, or at least force all the employees into a government socialized plan, or something else nefarious. McCain had some good ideas on health care, too bad he didn't win.

6. Your Medicare is not safe, and not stronger with reform: It’s myth FACT that health insurance reform ObamaCare would be financed by cutting Medicare benefits. To the contrary, reform will improve the long-term financial health of Medicare, ensure better coordination, eliminate waste and unnecessary subsidies to insurance companies, and help to close the Medicare "doughnut" hole to make prescription drugs more affordable for seniors. Obama wants to put the government control over our Medicare. Good thing our good Republicans are here to protect Medicare, seeing as how they were all for it initially and have done great things to ensure its solvency.

7. You can't keep your own insurance: It’s myth FACT that reform ObamaCare will force you out of your current insurance plan or force you to change doctors. To the contrary, reform will expand your choices, not eliminate them. Also, death panels. DEATH PANELS!!!!

8. NoYes, government will not do anything do bad stuff with your bank account: It is an absurd myth FACT that government will be in charge of your bank accounts. Health insurance reform will simplify administration, making it easier and more convenient for you to pay bills in a method that you choose. Just like paying a phone bill or a utility bill, you can pay by traditional check, or by a direct electronic payment. And forms will be standardized so they will be easier to understand. The choice is up to you – and the same rules of privacy will apply as they do for all other electronic payments that people make. Your medical records are going to be online! We, as Republicans, are VERY concerned about our privacy, as we have been, consistently and continuously, for many years.

Learn more and get details: (Do not go here, more lies!!)
http://www.WhiteHouse.gov/realitycheck/faq

8 There Are No Reasons We Need Health Insurance Reform ObamaCare Now Ever!!

1. Coverage Denied to Millions: A recent national survey estimated that 12.6 million non-elderly adults – 36 percent of those who tried to purchase health insurance directly from an insurance company in the individual insurance market – were in fact discriminated against because of a pre-existing condition in the previous three years or dropped from coverage when they became seriously ill. Learn more: http://www.healthreform.gov/reports/denied_coverage/index.html

2. Less Care for More Costs: With each passing year, Americans are paying more for health care coverage. Employer-sponsored health insurance premiums have nearly doubled since 2000, a rate three times faster than wages. In 2008, the average premium for a family plan purchased through an employer was $12,680, nearly the annual earnings of a full-time minimum wage job. Americans pay more than ever for health insurance, but get less coverage. Learn more: http://www.healthreform.gov/reports/hiddencosts/index.html

3. Roadblocks to Care for Women: Women’s reproductive health requires more regular contact with health care providers, including yearly pap smears, mammograms, and obstetric care. Women are also more likely to report fair or poor health than men (9.5% versus 9.0%). While rates of chronic conditions such as diabetes and high blood pressure are similar to men, women are twice as likely to suffer from headaches and are more likely to experience joint, back or neck pain. These chronic conditions often require regular and frequent treatment and follow-up care. Learn more: http://www.healthreform.gov/reports/women/index.html

4. Hard Times in the Heartland: Throughout rural America, there are nearly 50 million people who face challenges in accessing health care. The past several decades have consistently shown higher rates of poverty, mortality, uninsurance, and limited access to a primary health care provider in rural areas. With the recent economic downturn, there is potential for an increase in many of the health disparities and access concerns that are already elevated in rural communities. Learn more: http://www.healthreform.gov/reports/hardtimes

5. Small Businesses Struggle to Provide Health Coverage: Nearly one-third of the uninsured – 13 million people – are employees of firms with less than 100 workers. From 2000 to 2007, the proportion of non-elderly Americans covered by employer-based health insurance fell from 66% to 61%. Much of this decline stems from small business. The percentage of small businesses offering coverage dropped from 68% to 59%, while large firms held stable at 99%. About a third of such workers in firms with fewer than 50 employees obtain insurance through a spouse. Learn more: http://www.healthreform.gov/reports/helpbottomline

6. The Tragedies are Personal: Half of all personal bankruptcies are at least partly the result of medical expenses. The typical elderly couple may have to save nearly $300,000 to pay for health costs not covered by Medicare alone. Learn more: http://www.healthreform.gov/reports/inaction

7. Diminishing Access to Care: From 2000 to 2007, the proportion of non-elderly Americans covered by employer-based health insurance fell from 66% to 61%. An estimated 87 million people - one in every three Americans under the age of 65 - were uninsured at some point in 2007 and 2008. More than 80% of the uninsured are in working families. Learn more: http://www.healthreform.gov/reports/inaction/diminishing/index.html

8. The Trends are Troubling: Without reform, health care costs will continue to skyrocket unabated, putting unbearable strain on families, businesses, and state and federal government budgets. Perhaps the most visible sign of the need for health care reform is the 46 million Americans currently without health insurance - projections suggest that this number will rise to about 72 million in 2040 in the absence of reform.

Again, don't go here to Learn more: http://www.WhiteHouse.gov/assets/documents/CEA_Health_Care_Report.pdf

Case Closed.

Nuff Said.

Power to the People!!!

The past few weeks have shown what a grassroots, horizontal, spontaneous uprising of totally independent citizens groups can do. These patriotic Americans have done us all the good service of demanding of our Democrat congresspeople about important things that impact all of us, like Obama's refusal to show his birth certificate, or the incontrovertible fact that ObamaCare has a provision that creates a death panel that will probably elect to kill your grandparent/great aunt/developmentally disabled child. As the very smart Sarah Palin (R - Everywhere) put it recently on the ultra-professional social networking site Facebook....

The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s “death panel” so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their “level of productivity in society,” whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil.

Well I for one am not just going to stand pat while Obama tries to ration health care from Trig Palin. Sarah just goes to show how classy and down-home American she is. She is like the friendliest politician (after Mike Huckabee), so you know Obama must really be doing something real bad for Sarah to make a big deal about it. And how dare Obama specifically attack little Trig by having several committees in Congress write various versions of a bill that is yet to be written or fully debated, the details of which have been explained to us by serious and dedicated journalists like Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck. Thank God for these great Americans. Without them, we might not know all the facts.

And in honor of Mrs. Palin's call to action (read her post, it gives credit to Michelle Bachmann!!), me and other members of the CLF made a visit to our local congresspersons office and spoke to a very nice but not very helpful staffer. This despite our busy work schedules and various doctor visits. Michelle was even able to make a few posters for our trip! I hope to have the rush transcript of that up soon. However, I think Marvene is typing it up, and she's a real stickler for grammar and spelling, so it may take a while to get the transcript up. Possibly some audio too, but I'm not sure you can hear much over all the yelling.

Sarah Palin's High School Grades

The commie loving liberals have attacked the God Fearing Birthers with allegations that our favorite girl, Sarah Palin, never attended high school. So I am posting her transcript from 1982. Granted, she was not setting the world on fire back then with her grades, but she was attending. I'm sure she was too busy with the Fellowship of Christian Athletes to worry about that silly foreign language. Was probably Russian.

When Scientists Attack

Some of you may remember a recent post of mine attacking supposed polling of alleged scientists and their reported opinions on social topics. Therein, the radical liberal views of scientists, like believing in the global warming hoax, was promoted. At first, I doubted that these numbers were true, given the dominance of Rush Limbaugh listeners in the vicinity of my cubicle at the IT department. However, with the appointment of John Holdren to dark-lord science Czar, I fear that the evil forces promoting the evolutionism lie are winning out.



Seems this guy, Holdren, supported radical measures in a book he cowrote called Ecoscience. That right there tells me he's a radical eco-nut who loves trees more than people. And that's proven by several lines included in this 1000 page book he cowrote with 2 other people. And the smart folks at the totally not radical Washington Times have exposed his radical agenda.

John P. Holdren, named as Mr. Obama's science "czar" earlier this year, described this in a book he wrote with Paul Ehrlich -- author of the "Population Bomb," which predicted masses would starve due to exploitation of resources through the 1980s -- about the world's rapidly increasing population. In the 1977 tome "Ecoscience: Population, Resources, Environment," Mr. Holdren and Mr. Ehrlich, in addition to Mr. Ehrlich's wife, Anne, considered various ways to keep growth in check.

Several selections from the book have been highlighted at blogs critical of Mr. Holdren, particularly passages that appear to advocate sterilization, forced abortions and consideration of an "armed international organization, a global analogue of a police force" for population enforcement capabilities.

And this is the man that Barak Hussain Obama wants to install as a Czar over science. A czar is like a Russian dictator, which means Barak is a commie, and appointing czars is something that no president ever did before now.

This radical agenda, promoted only 32 short years ago in a book 1000 pages long coauthored by 2 other people in a section in one chapter about options for population control, clearly shows that Holdren was all for forced abortions. Where are our heroes like Tom Delay who would surely show Holdren the righteous path? There's no other explanation and these comments by Holdren (or his coauthors) in a few paragraphs in which these measures are not recommended but just described, should be ridden out on a rail, along with the Kenyan (or Zanzibarian) Barak Hussain Obama!!!

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Edited to include menacing picture of Holdren pointing at us, telling us just how smart he thinks he is!!!

Conspiracy Proven!!! Liddy Provides the Rock Solid Proof!

Leave it to good ole G. Gordon Liddy. The martyred hero of the Nixon Administration, back to save Americans from a someone more dangerous than the Brookings Institution...Barak Hussain Obama!! Thankfully, us Birthers (as the liberal elite media smears us with, so I use it just to shove the facts in their faces!!) have this Great American championing our cause. And he did not disappoint today on Hardball with that consistently liberal Chris Matthews. Lets take a look...



Did you hear that!!!!! The final piece of the puzzle is in our laps!!

MATTHEWS: You’ve said he was born in the Kenyan slums. That means he’s an illegal alien. That means he’s not only illegally president, he’s illegal in the US and he ought to be picked up…by your account he’s illegally in the country…how would you claim he was born in the Kenyan slums? You say that as if it were a fact…Do we have any evidence it ever happened?…

LIDDY: Yeah, I’ve got the deposition of the step-grandmother who said she witnessed it.

I for one and calling my congress-members first thing tomorrow demanding for an investigation, speedy trial, and efficient impeachment of one Barak Hussain Obama, citizen of Kenya apparently. This deposition of Obama's step grandmother, spoken through a translator, clearly says she was Obama was born in Kenya. That's all I need to know. I just need to know who's with me now.

First, we had the Tax Day Tea Parties.
Then, the jubilant Tea Bagging July 4th Festivals.
Then, recently, the anti-Cap'n'Tax Protest at the Capitol.
Next, I propose a massive, spontaneous, horizontal, grassroots uprising to spread across the country, demanding an end to this presidency which has created all the debt we are now suddenly concerned with.

I just KNEW Obama was a non-American, foreign type who was different and radical. Now I have the proof, thanks to one George Gordon Battle "G." Liddy. Here's a longer segment showing his impressive showing with that weak-kneed Chris Matthews. Thank you G. Gordon, and God speed.

Animal Husbandry ICK

The Republicans in Congress are hard at work protecting us from those nasty liberal types who would pervert us even unto our species. Brownback has sponsored a bill (which elicited the signatures of 20 more Republicans and the likes of John McCain) to prevent combining human DNA with animal DNA in the laboratory to create hybrid beings. Last November, Senators Mary L. Landrieu, D-La., and Sam Brownback, R-Kan introduced the Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act, S. 2358, to prevent the crossing of humans and animals because it unethically "[blurs] the line between human and animal." They are obviously on to something but may be too late as evidenced by the photographs I have obtained.

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!

Hello. My name is Winston Mullens. I am glad to join fellow conservatives using freedom. I am a life-long Republican; a believer in small government, family values, creation, and the right to bear arms. Especially at abortion clinics.

Today, fellow conservatives, I want to warn you of humanity's most grave threat. In 1993, NASA discovered the existance of Planet X, at the time considered to be a benign planet just outside of our solar system. NASA, under the liberal leadership of the evil, sex crazed, amazingly handsome William Jefferson Clinton, took little notice of this supposed planet tumbling towards our own. NASA stopped answering questions about this issue in 1997, a point that will be important later.

Under the smart, steady leadership of President George W. Bush, we discovered many things about the lack of importance of public opinion on government, the lack of importance in international opinion in international matters, and how high government spending can be a conservative ideal, as long as it's about bombing people who are different than us. However, even the good President Bush could not re-direct the liberal, atheistic, evolution believing NASA into continued investigation into the greatest threat to mankind.

Biblical prophecy tells us the end of the world is near. My Assembly of God church,which Reggie should join, knows that the end is near, as does Sarah Palin. Even the ignorant, pagan Mayan Indians saw that the end of the world would come in 2012.

I am here to tell you of the impending doom of humanity. Planet X is not a planet. It is a small, unignited star headed towards our planet. Stars such as these are known as brown dwarfs. As any astrophysicist will tell you, most solar system are binary in nature. This means that in any given solar system, there are two stars, not one. Our second star is Nibiru, the bringer of disaster. Nibiru passes through our orbit once every 3,600 years. The last time Nibiru came through our part of the galaxy, it destroyed a planet, which is now the asteroid belt past Mars, tilted the Earth's axis, and caused the Great Flood that Noah saved humanity from.

Nibiru is returning. Since the inauguration of President Barack Hussein Obama, Nibiru has picked up speed towards our orbit path. The "administration" of our "president" has killed funding for tracking Nibiru in favor of insane projects, like returning to the moon or getting man on Mars. The gravitational pull of this immense brown dwarf has altered the temperature of our planet, as well as our weather patterns, leading to Hurricane Katrina. You see, the downfall of America can always be blamed on something brown. As the days left till the end of humanity shorten, we will see increased temperatures and storm activity. Our liberal adversaries will continue to blame this phenomenon on the burning of "fossil" fuels. Since dinosaurs never existed, as they are not mentioned in the Assembly of God Bible, this is impossible.

Nibiru's return can have several outcomes. If we are smart enough to elect a proven, no-quit, Assembly of God leader like Sarah Palin in the 2012 election, Nibiru will likely fly by our planet, causing massive ecological devastation while killing off the 50% of the population of Earth that is non-Christian. However, if we again elect Barack Hussein Obama, a known Muslim, domestic terrorist, foreigner, and exceptionally handsome black man with a large penis, we will spell certain doom for our planet, with fatality rates expected in the highest 90th percentiles. Make sure to prepare for this disaster by purchasing an underground bunker, weapons, ammunition, Alex Jones DVD's and books, autographed Sarah Palin pictures, foodstuffs, electric generators that run on gas, gas, and an air filtration system, most preferrably from Halliburton, the least profit driven corporation in the history of man. Thank you for your time.

Mike Huckabee in 2012

Take note and remember my fellow CLF readers: Mike Huckabee will be a major contender for POTUS in 2012. Why do you think he (and his bass guitar) got a FOX news talk show right now... to garner major public appeal - duh! Plus, he's just plain smart. Personally, I am split on whether or not I think Mike Huckabee or Michele Bachmann is the better candidate for President in 2012. Actually, I'm thinking Huckabee w/ Bachmann as Vice would be a killer ticket, now that I think about it.

Reggie wrote an amazing tribute to Mr. Huckabee a while back and I suggest you check it out. In it, he linked to a video tribute called the "Huckabee Song" that I've conveniently embedded for our readers here at the CLF:



Now that was just an amazingly beautiful piece right there. I can just picture him playing in arena filled revivals all across our Appalachian country. I really liked all the chord changes. Looks like he's got some great equipment in the basement too - like some high quality acoustical soundproofing there in the background, the necessary mixing software on the lap top to add the backing vox and other neat effects, and of course a cordless headset mic for convenience to move about the stage. Very impressive!

Reader Alert

Hello again folks. A few months back I informed you of a new contributor. Well, I guess he was real busy, and since he is a friend outside of my church, our paths did not cross until last Tuesday at WalMart. He is a real smart guy and well versed in actual threats to America, like FEMA camps and Planet X. Some of his comments are real scary, so I hope he doesn't scare off the older folks here. But I think we have become somewhat stale here at the CLF and need someone to shake things up. And folks, please comment more. I have added a sidebar to show the latest comments, which I think help improve our site.

Its True: Obama is a Commie Fascist Marxist NOT Born in the USA!!

Well, the evidence is in, and some real smart Americans have been sounding the alarm on one Barak Hussain Obama. For one, he is a Marxist Communist. Senator Jim Demint of South Carolina has been making some incredibly cogent and damning arguments against our illegitimate president. Here's a smattering of his super-smart comments...

They understand socialism. They understand tyrants. But none of us have ever had it here. We don’t even know what it looks like. Part of what we’re trying to do in “Saving Freedom” is just show that where we are, we’re about where Germany was before World War II where they became a social democracy. You still had votes but the votes were just power grabs like you see in Iran, and other places in South America, like Chavez is running down in Venezuela. People become more dependent on the government so that they’re easy to manipulate. And they keep voting for more government because that’s where their security is. When our immigrants get here, they’re worried, because they see it happening here.

And on the socialized, and thus rationed, health care plan pushed by Obama....

This health care issue Is D-Day for freedom in America... If we're able to stop Obama on this it will be his Waterloo. It will break him.

Yes, exactly. Obama, a commie Marxist Socialist, pushing his radical agenda on America is just like Nazi control over Europe. Because if it was one thing the Nazi's were for supportive of, it was socialists and things they support, like trade unions.

Clearly, from the evidence, Germany was a social democracy during WWII. That is the same thing as Fascism, or so I have been told.

All this can be stopped if we can just expose Barak Hussain Obama as being illegitimate. Essentially, our laws state that if you weren't born in this country, you can't be President (sorry Arnold). As such, exposing the mountains of evidence that Obama was not born in this country will rid of this scourge of Marxist Fascist Socialism. My favorite Alan Keyes, who worked for Ronald Reagan, and this real pretty lawyer with a non-threatening accent were on Lou Dobbs, exposing the real story and totally destroying the liberal bias on that show.

Ron Paul is a True Conservative

Ron Paul is a true conservative. Through and through. That just had to be said again. That's why libertarians are conservatively consistent, sound, logical, simplistical, and not like Bush. But the liberal media and hollyweird just love it when true conservatives are made fun of. As in the new "Bruno" movie. I'm sure the liberals were hoping that they could get something to burn Ron Paul with.




It appears most of today's so-called comedy loves to attack conservatives. Except that one show on Fox news where they were masters of satire, "The 1/2 Hour News Hour." As for liberals, they get off lightly. Just compare the kind of "comedy" about Bush vs. the kind of "comedy" against Obama. With Bush it was a no holds barred hit, but with Obama, not so much. It's because Bush was just too smart while Obama is an easy target so they have to sympathize... like not attacking retarded people because that's just way too easy.

I love Ron Paul because he is totally on target when he says that government run-socialized-and thus rationed-healthcare is "not a right." It's only a right if you are a member Congress and get government healthcare from tax payers. Besides, healthcare is just like a cellphone, or a big screen TV.

Gawd....Barney Frank is so Friggin' Annoying!!!

He was on the Daily Show last night and I just couldn't get past the whole lisp and congested vocal chords thing to really understand what he was talking about. I'm thinking this is done on purpose. Here is a clip:

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Everyone knows that Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and the rest of those despot Demoncrats are the true perpetrators in causing the housing bubble and subsequent financial collapse of today. They forced, arm twisted, and threatened sodomy on members of Congress to dole out Freddie Mac/Fannie Mae style loans to those blacks, mexicans, and low-class women when they had humongous power.

THEN, to make matters even worse, in 2004 those Demoncrats eliminated the down-payment requirement for Federal Housing Administration (FHA) loans!

Not to mention, virtually ALL of the $1.5 trillion of cratering subprime mortgages were backed by Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae. 'Nuff said.

They just wanted to push this "home-ownership" crap on free Americans who never wanted to own a home they couldn't afford anyhow.

Figures Lie and Liars Figure

Ran across this poll and I have to say I have never seen a more blatantly dishonest poll since this one.

Public Praises Science; Scientists Fault Public, Media
Scientific Achievements Less Prominent Than a Decade Ago

The headline is very misleading. When I saw it at the bottom of Drudge, I was thinking "good, people are finally waking up and not paying attention to science". Science is, after all, what has given us the evil religions of evolutionism and global warming alarmism. Still, I know several real smart people, some even trained in classical sciences like finance and hotel/restaurant management, and I can vouch that they are nearly all good, conservative, and Christian. But what this poll showed was just so out there it must be totally a lie. First, here's a scientists view on government (i.e. socialism) versus business (i.e. free market):



What a load of hoo-ey. Business is always more efficient and government is always more wasteful. That is just the facts. I thought scientists operated on the scientific method. So, from employing the scientific method myself, I have totally destroyed these polling numbers and exposed them for the lies that they are.

Next, numbers on the views of scientists.



Just more hoo-ey if you ask me. Smart scientists like Ken Ham know better. This is why we need to eliminate public schools for indoctrinating us into the lie that is the evolutionism lie. Maybe we can get our own advocate in our public schools like Texas might have. If only we could take these scientists to the Creation Museum and meet real smart folks like Ken Ham, I think we'd see these numbers drop sufficiently. But these numbers are lies anyway.

The end is the kicker and I think more proof that this "poll" was concocted by the liberal elist media.



Double hoo-ey!!!1!! 52% of scientists are liberal!?!? 35% are moderate?!?! Only 9% are conservative?!?!?! Just made up numbers, all of them. True science types, like Ken Ham and Bjorn Lomborg and Richard Linzen, are proof in the pudding that these numbers are inflated. What about Inhofe's 400 scientists that disprove global warming? Bet they didn't poll them....

The Census is Evil

Our good friend and outspoken Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann says she's so worried that information from next year's national census will be abused that she will refuse to fill out anything more than the number of people in her household. In an interview Wednesday she said, "I know for my family the only question we will be answering is how many people are in our home. We won't be answering any information beyond that, because the Constitution doesn't require any information beyond that." She is afraid ACORN will mobilize as census workers and stuff voter registration. I am more worried even than Ms. Bachmann We all know the government is collecting information on us to use against us. I have to go to a gun show right now!

Outrage of the Day: redux

Well Obama is such a namby-pamby that young women are getting killed on the streets of Tehran. (That's in Iran, Oma) According to a learned Republican in Congress, if Obama had talked tougher when the protests were going on, there wouldn't have been those deaths. Where did all the cowboys go? Mr. Cheney would have sneered those billy club weilding ruffians until they just melted away. George W. would have ridden in on a tank yelling "Mission Accomplished." Oh for the good old days when men were pale.

Outrage of the Day: Obama Promotes Starvation

Well, I am not surprised Michelle Obama would be attacking job-creators in industry, what with her past ties to Black Panther radicals and terrorist fist-bumping sympathizers. She has set her sights on the good folks in conventional agriculture by planting an organic garden. Organic gardening is just another activity promoted by the latte sipping limosene liberals that have never put in a hard days work spraying weed killer on their Miracle Grow.

Excuse me for saying this, but this organic fad is just a bunch of cow manure, and I mean that in a literal sense. Without conventional agriculture, we would have starving people all over the world, something we definitely don't have, at least not in this country. Conventional agriculture has allowed us to increase food yields and have resulted in no environmental degradation or bad health effects whatsoever. Plus, bees like it too.

Fortunately, we have smart folks at the American Council on Science and Health to help combat this affront on our freedom. Jeffrey Stier, the very smart spokesman of the ACSH, put it well:

Bee interviewed Jeffrey Stier, associate director of the council, who referred to the Obamas as “organic limousine liberals.”

“I think the Obama garden should come with a warning label,” he continued. “It’s irresponsible to tell people that you should have to eat organic and locally grown food. Not everyone can afford that. That’s a serious public health concern.”

His reasoning: “People are going to eat fewer fruits and vegetables. Cancer rates will go up. Obesity rates will go up. I think if we decide to eat only locally grown food, we’re going to have a lot of starvation.”

Cancer. Obesity. Starvation. That's what you get from eating organic, I can attest to that. Conventional agriculture, using crop protection products (not pesticides), is the only way to simultaneously battle the scourges brought forth by mutating tissue cells, overeating, and undereating.

Plus, on top of that, its additionally an affront to our freedoms, also. The Obama's have no right to tell us what to eat. Putting up an organic garden, which produces fat, starving people, without a fair and balanced conventional garden (using crop protection products manufactured by the friendly job creating folks at Bayer), is just taking away our choices. Having the choice of an organic garden will destroy the chemical industry, thus taking away the other choice. Don't you see, this liberal choice will be shoved down our throats, thus reducing our other choices because the chemical industry won't be permitted to monopolize agriculture as they should be allowed to under a truly free market.

Its the same thing with socialized medicine pushed by the Obama Marxist Socialist Fascists. Giving people the option of a public plan will destroy the private insurers. Thus, giving us more choices just reduces our choices in the end. If you can understand this, then you can see how organic gardening will produce starving fat people. If you can't understand it, perhaps the following real news clip will educate you. If that fails, then you are a dirty hippie liberal.

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David Letterman Should Be Fired!

It was completely obvious from David Letterman's horrendous joke that he was talking about that other Palin daughter, what's her name? Willing? Maybe it is Pillow? Anyway, I forget, but it was undeniable that it was the 14 year old he was talking about because we've heard a lot about her.

Here's some protesters standing outside Letterman's studio demanding that he be fired. What braves souls these people are, for standing up to one of the most essential and pressing issues we are facing today: Tacky jokes from subpar late night comedians.



Jay Leno is ten times better and would never have made such tasteless jokes about Ms. Sarah Heath Palin and her family.

Questioning WWII

One of the greatest conservative thinkers of our time, Pat Buchanan, has written a book entitled, Churchill, Hitler, and "The Unnecessary War": How Britain Lost Its Empire and the West Lost the World" in which he postulates that Hitler had no intention of invading Britain and Churchill made a slew of blunders. He asks, "Where is the evidence that Hitler intended to make Britain a slave state?" Therefore, Britain and eventually America fought an unnecessary war. Everything would have been different. The USSR would never have become a superpower and Britain and America would have ruled the West without having to battle communism all those years. There would be no Israel and pretty much no Jews. Therefore, peace in the Middle East and no need for the Gulf War or the Iraq War. Japan would have ruled over China so no Korean War or Vietnam War. What a wonderful world! We certainly would never have had to experience the Clinton White house. Since the U.S. would still be segregated, who would be our president now? What if Tina Fey's impersonation of Sarah Palin wasn't funny? All of us conservatives should rewrite history.

Meme's Answered by Real Conservatives

Lately, there has been a fad spreading across the Internet called Meme's. Basically, a meme is a set of questions that you send to fellow bloggers, who then send it to 10 other bloggers, and suddenly it has spread across the country. My lady's friend at church first told us about it and sent us one. So, I thought I'd get everyone here at the CLF to answer all at once in one post. It took a while to compile, but we finally have answers to all 10 questions from our contributors. Michelle has been kind enough to find some pictures, serving as a visual aide to your reading pleasure. Here goes...

1.If you had a theme song, what would it be?

Reggie: Free Bird
Michelle: Boot in your ass - by Toby Keith
Marvene: He Touched Me by Elvis*
Fuido: Ave Maria

2.What drink could you not live without?

Reggie: Mountain Dew
Michelle: Ruinite
Marvene: Diet Dr. K
Fuido: George Dickel

3.What is the most inspirational book you've read in the past year?

Reggie: The Bible, No Retreat, No Surrender by Tom Delay
Michelle: Dr. Laura Schlesinbacher "Ten Stupid Things Women Do to Mess Up Their Lives"
Marvene: "A Purpose Driven Life" by Joel Ostein
Fuido: "Rediscovering God in America: Reflections on the Role of Faith in Our Nation's History" by Newt Gingrich


4.What is the latest miracle that you have witnessed?

Reggie: Reflection of the Apostle Paul in a retention pond.
Michelle: Spencer got a C in Pre-Algebra
Marvene: Won $250 at Mimi's playing Keno
Fuido: Medicare started covering my ED tabs

5.What famous person would you most want to hang out with?

Reggie: Mike Huckabee or Miss California Carrie Prejean
Michelle: James Hansen, NASA or Coral from Real World Road Rulez Challenge "Duelz - Da Revenge" Season 7
Marvene: Rod Parsley
Fuido: Robert Hansenn, FBI

6.What's the first concert you ever went to?

Reggie: 38 Special during the Hold on Loosely hey-day
Michelle: Stryper in 88
Marvene: Elvis, I forget where
Fuido: Herb Alpert when I was 5

7.Which Facts of Life character would you be?

Reggie: Mrs. Garrett
Michelle: Tootie
Marvene: I don't watch non-Christian programming
Fuido: I kind of liked the lesbian one

8.When I wake up, the first thing I do is...

Reggie: Pray
Michelle: Drink lots of water, pray
Marvene: Brush teeth, pray
Fuido: Pray

9.In my underwear closet, I hide my.....

Reggie: Bible, gun
Michelle: Hydroxycut, gun
Marvene: Bible, Elvis autographs
Fuido: Uzi, Desert Eagle

10.What was the last TV marathon you watched during a rainy Sunday?

Reggie: Storm Stories, JAG, CSI: Miami
Michelle: Real World Road Rulez Challenge "Caged Heat in Cabo"
Marvene: 700 Club
Fuido: War Stories with Ollie North

I just KNEW It!!!! Part 2b

Recently, I and some other forward-thinking conservatives have been concerned with Obama's food choices. Particularly, with regards to his burger orders. As you all remember, he ordered spicy or dijon mustard with his burger. Dijon. Dijon!! Just goes to show he prefers the Moslims and French over us. Well, now we have yet another time when Obama mugs for the cameras and on-lookers at a burger place. And yet another weird, foreign type order.

The jacketless commander in chief began ordering with his preference -- "one cheeseburger and one fries for me. Jalapeno, tomato, mustard. ... Plus lettuce." -- as aides Reggie Love and Marvin Nicholson passed along to him requests from the crew.

Jalepenos are just more proof to support the facts that he's a secret Moslim. And also that he is all for illegal immigration. Foreign types like spicy food. Now don't get me wrong, I do appreciate hot sauce and hot wing sauce (not atomic). I think I got that from my heritage, as my great aunt on my stepdad's side was quarter Cherokee. But jalepenos are from Mexico, and so is Tequila, and I had some bad experiences with Tequila. Add that onto the fact that illegal immigration (along with ACORN and Chris Dodd) are singularly trying to destroy the fabric of America, and you can see how I can not just go along with this jalepeno order.

Don't get me wrong, I am not conspiratorial and I don't think Obama would intentionally hurt America. But as the straight-down-the-middle independent Bill O'Reilly intimates, Obama may have his heart in the right place, but he is being pushed by some radical, mysterious forces from an ambiguous source that may, or may not, include elements originating around or near the approximate boundaries of those that attacked us on 9-11. Now we have no specific evidence of that, but I'm just putting it out there. But soon enough, someone will repeat it, thus enforcing my original comment, until enough people think it makes sense and we can be justified in impeaching Obama. Clearly someone who's a Frenchy Maxist Socialism Secret-Moslim, we on the right are being kind in encouraging a resignation or impeachment. I know you might not have heard from the Republican calls for impeachment, but you will. You will.