Sunday, December 27, 2009

Obama's Citizenship In Question

One of the most important legal cases in the history of our republic will be heard on January 10th, 2010. The long-questioned citizenship of Barack Hussein Obama, a very attractive KENYAN native, will finally be settled. For the past twelve months, conservatives have rightly questioned whether or not the president is or is not a U.S. national.

Unquestionable sources, like attorney Orly Taitz, have time and again produced multiple Kenyan birth certificates for our usurper-in-chief. No matter how sexy he may be, if he is not a U.S. citizen by birth, he does not qualify for the office of President of the United States.

His aged grandmother, a Kenyan native, has said that Mr. Obama was born in Kenya. While such an advanced age has led to confusion in others, Obama's paternal grandmother is certainly NOT senile. Old people in Kenya would certainly NOT lie for a few American dollars to keep them from eating thin, watery corn gruel passed out by aid workers.

Following a certain verdict that will nullify the election results and embarass the Democratic Party for not dong their homework and paying off as many Kenyan offiicials as Orly Taitz, I wonder what kind of position America will be left in. Vice President Biden may become president, but conservatives could always challenge this as fruit of the poisonous tree. If Obama was not a viable candidate for the presidency, all votes of the Electoral College would have gone to the mccain/PALIN ticket. As John McCain is a member of the Senate, our heroine, Assembly of God ambassador and foreign policy master Sarah Palin would be the rightful President of these States United.

Surely, Mrs. Palin's resignation from the insignificant post of Governor of Alaska was meant to free her up for this verdict. This will pave the way for Todd Palin, who NEVER had a bi-curious moment when our snowmobile stalled out near Anchorage (I'll never forget the sting of his goatee against my face in this NON-TRUE moment of bliss), to become the first "First Dude". He's far more attractive than Michelle Obama.


Reggie N. said...

Winston, excellent post. Perhaps you missed it, but I had an analysis on the Kenyan deposition proving Obama was a Kenyan.

You certainly cover new ground in your post. I had not heard that Palin could be appointed President when we finally impeach Barak Hussain Obama for being a non-US citizen. Interesting and uplifting. Also, did you really have interactions with the Palins in Alaska? You told me a while back about gold hunting trips you took there, maybe thats when you went snowmobiling with the First Dude.

Anonymous said...

President Obama's middle name is spelled "Hussein", not Hussain John McCain was born in 1936 in the Panama Canal Zone prior to it becoming U. S. territory. Therefore, he is ineligible to be president.
President Obama was born in Hawaii on August 4, 1961. This was after Hawaii became a state.
Orly Taitz produced forged documents to "prove" the president's birthplace was in Kenya and I'm surprised she hasn't been charged with a crime. The fake certificate is actually based on a copy of a birth certificate issued for an Australian man, David Jeffrey Bomford.
Don't you have anything better to do with your time? Oh, I forgot, you don't.

Reggie N. said...

Uh, anonymous, your analysis actually helps out Winston's case. Obama is clearly a Kenyan or Zanzibarian citizen. We have one of several birth certificates. We have the deposition of Obama's step grandmother. You have nothing but a short-form birth certificate which proves nothing.

But anyway, back to my (or Winston's) point. I'll agree that McCain would be ineligible. You say because he was born in Panama. I say because he is too liberal. But whatever, we agree on the basic point. Biden was picked by Obama, so that disqualifies him right then and there. So that leaves Palin as our rightful commander in chief.

But thanks anonymous for wasting your time and commenting here. You do seem to do that alot, even more than good ole wfp. Does that mean you like us???

Anonymous said...

I hope Winston will be able to marry the man of his choice soon. He is clearly "closeted".
There can only be one original brith certificate. How is it you have "several"? A deposition from the president's grandmother you say? I don't believe you. Let's see it. Post it here.
No I don't like you. I have pity for your intentional ignorance, loss of faith, hatred of others, and lack of morality. Who else would depict the supposed "savior" of your faith is such a blasphemic (pissing into the clouds) way on your website.
It's a shame, really, a shame.

Reggie N. said...

Clearly you did not look at my link in my first comment

If you had, you would know all about the step grandmother's deposition. Google it if you don't trust my in depth analysis. Or go to this youtube video.

It ends by showing how his step grandmother admits she was present when Obama was born. The video ends there, but do not worry, I am sure nothing is said in that discussion afterwards that disproves the central conclusion that Barak Hussain Obama was born in Kenya (or Zanzibar).

As for your slight on our friend Winston, you are clearly reading what you want to read. Winston, as far as I can tell, is as straight as an arrow. He must be to be an official member of the CLF as we do not approve of homosexuality. We also do not approve of cussing, so I would appreciate if you would stop using the P word so much.

I'm sorry you do not like us. But your side is so filled with hate. Truly sad that you have not given your life to God. If you had, you would not be so full of hate.

wfp in W-by-GOD-V! said...

Hey now! Anonymous cannot take my title...I am the absolute best at wasting time here! some respect! I mean, what else do I have to do? Until our girl Sarah P gets into the White House and ushers in the Rapture, the Apocalypse, and possibly a win by the Detroit Lions, I can't see any point in doing much else!

Bachmann2012 said...

Now wait a second... if it's truly anyone who is wasting their time here.. it would have to be me and Reggie. Reggie is spending wads of hours on his IT Department's computer trying to convince liberals of their impious ways. As I am too at work, sneaking behind my evil boss's back. If only we could convert Anonymous, then and only then, would our mission be complete.

Anonymous said...

Winston finds the former "first dude" of Alaska attractive. He wrote that himself. No mistake. He finds a man more attractive than a woman. It's OK. He's gay. I get it, 'nuf said.

Reggie N. said...

I don't know what you're reading anonymous, but only a homosexual would read such filth into what Winston wrote. I believe the psychological term is projection...project onto others what you secretly view yourself as.

Winston is as straight as an arrow and certainly no projection there. He told me he was a member of an anti-gay marriage group that goes around holding signs. They are apparently having difficulty finding high profile venues for showing off their signs. The problem is that there just aren't that many locations suitable to show off the anti-gay marriage signs. I suggested that bridal shop at southridge, then Oma corrected me and mentioned some bar on the West Side. That wallpaper store near the Rallys would be a good choice too....from viewing HGTV once in while (my lady watches, I don't), I can see many homosexuals are into home decorating and renovations.

Anonymous said...

What were the results? It's January 12th and Hawaii-born President Obama is still in office. I didn't see any news coverage of your "trial". Was it held on Sunday 01/10/10 as you claimed? Please provide a link to the coverage.


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