Thursday, July 23, 2009

Conspiracy Proven!!! Liddy Provides the Rock Solid Proof!

Leave it to good ole G. Gordon Liddy. The martyred hero of the Nixon Administration, back to save Americans from a someone more dangerous than the Brookings Institution...Barak Hussain Obama!! Thankfully, us Birthers (as the liberal elite media smears us with, so I use it just to shove the facts in their faces!!) have this Great American championing our cause. And he did not disappoint today on Hardball with that consistently liberal Chris Matthews. Lets take a look...

Did you hear that!!!!! The final piece of the puzzle is in our laps!!

MATTHEWS: You’ve said he was born in the Kenyan slums. That means he’s an illegal alien. That means he’s not only illegally president, he’s illegal in the US and he ought to be picked up…by your account he’s illegally in the country…how would you claim he was born in the Kenyan slums? You say that as if it were a fact…Do we have any evidence it ever happened?…

LIDDY: Yeah, I’ve got the deposition of the step-grandmother who said she witnessed it.
I for one and calling my congress-members first thing tomorrow demanding for an investigation, speedy trial, and efficient impeachment of one Barak Hussain Obama, citizen of Kenya apparently. This deposition of Obama's step grandmother, spoken through a translator, clearly says she was Obama was born in Kenya. That's all I need to know. I just need to know who's with me now.

First, we had the Tax Day Tea Parties.
Then, the jubilant Tea Bagging July 4th Festivals.
Then, recently, the anti-Cap'n'Tax Protest at the Capitol.
Next, I propose a massive, spontaneous, horizontal, grassroots uprising to spread across the country, demanding an end to this presidency which has created all the debt we are now suddenly concerned with.

I just KNEW Obama was a non-American, foreign type who was different and radical. Now I have the proof, thanks to one George Gordon Battle "G." Liddy. Here's a longer segment showing his impressive showing with that weak-kneed Chris Matthews. Thank you G. Gordon, and God speed.

Animal Husbandry ICK

The Republicans in Congress are hard at work protecting us from those nasty liberal types who would pervert us even unto our species. Brownback has sponsored a bill (which elicited the signatures of 20 more Republicans and the likes of John McCain) to prevent combining human DNA with animal DNA in the laboratory to create hybrid beings. Last November, Senators Mary L. Landrieu, D-La., and Sam Brownback, R-Kan introduced the Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act, S. 2358, to prevent the crossing of humans and animals because it unethically "[blurs] the line between human and animal." They are obviously on to something but may be too late as evidenced by the photographs I have obtained.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009


Hello. My name is Winston Mullens. I am glad to join fellow conservatives using freedom. I am a life-long Republican; a believer in small government, family values, creation, and the right to bear arms. Especially at abortion clinics.

Today, fellow conservatives, I want to warn you of humanity's most grave threat. In 1993, NASA discovered the existance of Planet X, at the time considered to be a benign planet just outside of our solar system. NASA, under the liberal leadership of the evil, sex crazed, amazingly handsome William Jefferson Clinton, took little notice of this supposed planet tumbling towards our own. NASA stopped answering questions about this issue in 1997, a point that will be important later.

Under the smart, steady leadership of President George W. Bush, we discovered many things about the lack of importance of public opinion on government, the lack of importance in international opinion in international matters, and how high government spending can be a conservative ideal, as long as it's about bombing people who are different than us. However, even the good President Bush could not re-direct the liberal, atheistic, evolution believing NASA into continued investigation into the greatest threat to mankind.

Biblical prophecy tells us the end of the world is near. My Assembly of God church,which Reggie should join, knows that the end is near, as does Sarah Palin. Even the ignorant, pagan Mayan Indians saw that the end of the world would come in 2012.

I am here to tell you of the impending doom of humanity. Planet X is not a planet. It is a small, unignited star headed towards our planet. Stars such as these are known as brown dwarfs. As any astrophysicist will tell you, most solar system are binary in nature. This means that in any given solar system, there are two stars, not one. Our second star is Nibiru, the bringer of disaster. Nibiru passes through our orbit once every 3,600 years. The last time Nibiru came through our part of the galaxy, it destroyed a planet, which is now the asteroid belt past Mars, tilted the Earth's axis, and caused the Great Flood that Noah saved humanity from.

Nibiru is returning. Since the inauguration of President Barack Hussein Obama, Nibiru has picked up speed towards our orbit path. The "administration" of our "president" has killed funding for tracking Nibiru in favor of insane projects, like returning to the moon or getting man on Mars. The gravitational pull of this immense brown dwarf has altered the temperature of our planet, as well as our weather patterns, leading to Hurricane Katrina. You see, the downfall of America can always be blamed on something brown. As the days left till the end of humanity shorten, we will see increased temperatures and storm activity. Our liberal adversaries will continue to blame this phenomenon on the burning of "fossil" fuels. Since dinosaurs never existed, as they are not mentioned in the Assembly of God Bible, this is impossible.

Nibiru's return can have several outcomes. If we are smart enough to elect a proven, no-quit, Assembly of God leader like Sarah Palin in the 2012 election, Nibiru will likely fly by our planet, causing massive ecological devastation while killing off the 50% of the population of Earth that is non-Christian. However, if we again elect Barack Hussein Obama, a known Muslim, domestic terrorist, foreigner, and exceptionally handsome black man with a large penis, we will spell certain doom for our planet, with fatality rates expected in the highest 90th percentiles. Make sure to prepare for this disaster by purchasing an underground bunker, weapons, ammunition, Alex Jones DVD's and books, autographed Sarah Palin pictures, foodstuffs, electric generators that run on gas, gas, and an air filtration system, most preferrably from Halliburton, the least profit driven corporation in the history of man. Thank you for your time.

Mike Huckabee in 2012

Take note and remember my fellow CLF readers: Mike Huckabee will be a major contender for POTUS in 2012. Why do you think he (and his bass guitar) got a FOX news talk show right now... to garner major public appeal - duh! Plus, he's just plain smart. Personally, I am split on whether or not I think Mike Huckabee or Michele Bachmann is the better candidate for President in 2012. Actually, I'm thinking Huckabee w/ Bachmann as Vice would be a killer ticket, now that I think about it.

Reggie wrote an amazing tribute to Mr. Huckabee a while back and I suggest you check it out. In it, he linked to a video tribute called the "Huckabee Song" that I've conveniently embedded for our readers here at the CLF:

Now that was just an amazingly beautiful piece right there. I can just picture him playing in arena filled revivals all across our Appalachian country. I really liked all the chord changes. Looks like he's got some great equipment in the basement too - like some high quality acoustical soundproofing there in the background, the necessary mixing software on the lap top to add the backing vox and other neat effects, and of course a cordless headset mic for convenience to move about the stage. Very impressive!

Reader Alert

Hello again folks. A few months back I informed you of a new contributor. Well, I guess he was real busy, and since he is a friend outside of my church, our paths did not cross until last Tuesday at WalMart. He is a real smart guy and well versed in actual threats to America, like FEMA camps and Planet X. Some of his comments are real scary, so I hope he doesn't scare off the older folks here. But I think we have become somewhat stale here at the CLF and need someone to shake things up. And folks, please comment more. I have added a sidebar to show the latest comments, which I think help improve our site.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Its True: Obama is a Commie Fascist Marxist NOT Born in the USA!!

Well, the evidence is in, and some real smart Americans have been sounding the alarm on one Barak Hussain Obama. For one, he is a Marxist Communist. Senator Jim Demint of South Carolina has been making some incredibly cogent and damning arguments against our illegitimate president. Here's a smattering of his super-smart comments...
They understand socialism. They understand tyrants. But none of us have ever had it here. We don’t even know what it looks like. Part of what we’re trying to do in “Saving Freedom” is just show that where we are, we’re about where Germany was before World War II where they became a social democracy. You still had votes but the votes were just power grabs like you see in Iran, and other places in South America, like Chavez is running down in Venezuela. People become more dependent on the government so that they’re easy to manipulate. And they keep voting for more government because that’s where their security is. When our immigrants get here, they’re worried, because they see it happening here.
And on the socialized, and thus rationed, health care plan pushed by Obama....
This health care issue Is D-Day for freedom in America... If we're able to stop Obama on this it will be his Waterloo. It will break him.
Yes, exactly. Obama, a commie Marxist Socialist, pushing his radical agenda on America is just like Nazi control over Europe. Because if it was one thing the Nazi's were for supportive of, it was socialists and things they support, like trade unions.

Clearly, from the evidence, Germany was a social democracy during WWII. That is the same thing as Fascism, or so I have been told.

All this can be stopped if we can just expose Barak Hussain Obama as being illegitimate. Essentially, our laws state that if you weren't born in this country, you can't be President (sorry Arnold). As such, exposing the mountains of evidence that Obama was not born in this country will rid of this scourge of Marxist Fascist Socialism. My favorite Alan Keyes, who worked for Ronald Reagan, and this real pretty lawyer with a non-threatening accent were on Lou Dobbs, exposing the real story and totally destroying the liberal bias on that show.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Ron Paul is a True Conservative

Ron Paul is a true conservative. Through and through. That just had to be said again. That's why libertarians are conservatively consistent, sound, logical, simplistical, and not like Bush. But the liberal media and hollyweird just love it when true conservatives are made fun of. As in the new "Bruno" movie. I'm sure the liberals were hoping that they could get something to burn Ron Paul with.

It appears most of today's so-called comedy loves to attack conservatives. Except that one show on Fox news where they were masters of satire, "The 1/2 Hour News Hour." As for liberals, they get off lightly. Just compare the kind of "comedy" about Bush vs. the kind of "comedy" against Obama. With Bush it was a no holds barred hit, but with Obama, not so much. It's because Bush was just too smart while Obama is an easy target so they have to sympathize... like not attacking retarded people because that's just way too easy.

I love Ron Paul because he is totally on target when he says that government run-socialized-and thus rationed-healthcare is "not a right." It's only a right if you are a member Congress and get government healthcare from tax payers. Besides, healthcare is just like a cellphone, or a big screen TV.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Gawd....Barney Frank is so Friggin' Annoying!!!

He was on the Daily Show last night and I just couldn't get past the whole lisp and congested vocal chords thing to really understand what he was talking about. I'm thinking this is done on purpose. Here is a clip:

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Everyone knows that Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and the rest of those despot Demoncrats are the true perpetrators in causing the housing bubble and subsequent financial collapse of today. They forced, arm twisted, and threatened sodomy on members of Congress to dole out Freddie Mac/Fannie Mae style loans to those blacks, mexicans, and low-class women when they had humongous power.

THEN, to make matters even worse, in 2004 those Demoncrats eliminated the down-payment requirement for Federal Housing Administration (FHA) loans!

Not to mention, virtually ALL of the $1.5 trillion of cratering subprime mortgages were backed by Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae. 'Nuff said.

They just wanted to push this "home-ownership" crap on free Americans who never wanted to own a home they couldn't afford anyhow.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Figures Lie and Liars Figure

Ran across this poll and I have to say I have never seen a more blatantly dishonest poll since this one.

Public Praises Science; Scientists Fault Public, Media
Scientific Achievements Less Prominent Than a Decade Ago

The headline is very misleading. When I saw it at the bottom of Drudge, I was thinking "good, people are finally waking up and not paying attention to science". Science is, after all, what has given us the evil religions of evolutionism and global warming alarmism. Still, I know several real smart people, some even trained in classical sciences like finance and hotel/restaurant management, and I can vouch that they are nearly all good, conservative, and Christian. But what this poll showed was just so out there it must be totally a lie. First, here's a scientists view on government (i.e. socialism) versus business (i.e. free market):

What a load of hoo-ey. Business is always more efficient and government is always more wasteful. That is just the facts. I thought scientists operated on the scientific method. So, from employing the scientific method myself, I have totally destroyed these polling numbers and exposed them for the lies that they are.

Next, numbers on the views of scientists.

Just more hoo-ey if you ask me. Smart scientists like Ken Ham know better. This is why we need to eliminate public schools for indoctrinating us into the lie that is the evolutionism lie. Maybe we can get our own advocate in our public schools like Texas might have. If only we could take these scientists to the Creation Museum and meet real smart folks like Ken Ham, I think we'd see these numbers drop sufficiently. But these numbers are lies anyway.

The end is the kicker and I think more proof that this "poll" was concocted by the liberal elist media.

Double hoo-ey!!!1!! 52% of scientists are liberal!?!? 35% are moderate?!?! Only 9% are conservative?!?!?! Just made up numbers, all of them. True science types, like Ken Ham and Bjorn Lomborg and Richard Linzen, are proof in the pudding that these numbers are inflated. What about Inhofe's 400 scientists that disprove global warming? Bet they didn't poll them....

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

The Census is Evil

Our good friend and outspoken Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann says she's so worried that information from next year's national census will be abused that she will refuse to fill out anything more than the number of people in her household. In an interview Wednesday she said, "I know for my family the only question we will be answering is how many people are in our home. We won't be answering any information beyond that, because the Constitution doesn't require any information beyond that." She is afraid ACORN will mobilize as census workers and stuff voter registration. I am more worried even than Ms. Bachmann We all know the government is collecting information on us to use against us. I have to go to a gun show right now!


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