Saturday, December 4, 2010

CLF Update!!

Hello all. I know its been a while since we last posted here on the CLF site. We've been pretty busy with work, what with business celebrating the conservative victory this November. On a personal level, I can say that I am just elated with the victory, with conservatives taking our country back from the secular progressive scourge. I am just happier in general and have really felt more upbeat, even with the extra 0.75 hour of unpaid overtime we've implemented at my IT job.

Now with the potential destruction of further unemployment benefits coupled with making Bush's tax cuts permanent for everyone including millionaires and billionaires, who by the way, if you haven't noticed, created upteen thousands of jobs from a period between 2001 and 2008, we still need to keep these cuts in order to invest in job creating industries such as hotel/restaurant management, fiberglass polishing, financial things, and culinary services. Tax cuts create wealth, simple as that, despite the liberal lie of unemployment benefits returning 1.64 dollars for every dollar spent as opposed to Bush tax cuts permanent returning 0.29 cents for every dollar spent.. but that's a lie. Don't believe the lies.

In addition to the tax argument, the one lie I am tired of hearing from the liberals is about the so-called evils of "free trade". Free is right there in the first word, so I am all for that. Plus, I can afford a 35 inch high def flat screen TV. Marvene can afford an I-Touch for her 17 month old grand-niece Jayden. That's called capitalism. And its the only thing we have that isn't at least communist/socialist. Clearly, the fact that all these people can spend $198 for high-end electronics, you just know our country must be doing something right. You can't do that in France or Germany and just spend $198. Its like $599, and that right there tells me that that additional $401 is the difference between our freedom loving enterprise of rugged individualists, and the socialist Western Europe who spend that difference on trivial things like taxes and health care and infrastructure and research&development and social services in general. Plus, those people don't have the freedom to buy guns whenever, preserve property rights, and basically have no limits in a companies behavior in the marketplace (with the exception of the actions of a natural person in the context of fertility rights, sexuality, and putting women in their rightful place).

Don't take that last item wrong, my lady is a strong woman in today's society. She what some would call a Grizzly mom. No, we do not have any children (re. low sperm motility), but we do have two adorable Yorkies. One brown, one black with white spot, named Chi Chi and Dolores. I can assure you that were anyone to attack either one, such as that big collie near our walk route, my lady would attack with a ferocity not seen since Chuck Norris in the middle part of Mission Impossible II when Braddock just goes nuts on those Cambodians guarding the bridge.

So that's all, its basically whats been kicking around my head these past glorious four and a half weeks since we took back at least 1/2 of our country.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Just found our sister site....

Click here! :O

Personally, I prefer the aformentioned web layout with the "Arial (bold)" typeface, as opposed to the Drudge "Courier New" font, but that's just me.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Monday, October 11, 2010

Christine O'Donnell Just Can't Catch a Break in the 21st Century

There is a tasteless parody of Christine O'Donnell's "I'm Not A Witch" ad running viral on youtube. Be aware.. there's filthy language to go along with an obviously filthy man on this video, so Marvene, you may want to avoid this.



Obviously, youtube is allowing the attack of Ms. O'Donnell's good character and doesn't realize she just wants to take her country back... but not quite back to the 1600's. Sheesh!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Profiles in Courage - Andy Schlafly

Andy Schlafly, son of the great Phyllis Schlafly, has long stood for promoting conservative values. He's combated the evil Wikipedia and their liberal biases to create Conservapedia, an intellectual project designed to expose the truth that evolution is a lie, McCarthy was a hero, and that the Bible explains everything. Lets take a look at this hero right now.



Lately, good ole Andy has taken on another throbbing example of liberal bias being forced down our quivering throats....the "theory" of relativity. After all, its just a "theory", and that don't mean much. As the great Conservapedia explains...

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Outrage Must Always Fall on Minorities - Controversial WTC Mosque

A new poll has found that the number of people who believe Barak Hussain Obama is a Moslim has doubled since March 2009. That's right, CLF style politics is gaining traction.

Ironically, this poll appears at the same time there are the recent grumblings over Obama ramming a Moslim Church down our throats at the WTC site.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

There's Only One News Station for REAL Americans!!!!1!!

Just a reminder for REAL Americans. There's only one news station to turn to in times like these. The dire straits many of us find ourselves in. The struggle to just get by on with both parents working. The reduced benefits we receive from our Social Security disability (which should totally be phased out, but not before REAL Americans, who paid into it, get what they deserve). All these issues we are facing pale in comparison to the real threats, the one's Glenn Beck talks about every night at 5 pm EST.....

Communists taking over.

Community organizers taking over.

New Black Panthers taking over
.

And now, the USDA is engaging in a systematic plan to discriminate against white farmers!!!! Wait, no, that USDA worker didn't really do that, but the NAACP was clapping and cheering while she was talking, and there were other comments about race in that speech. Given that she made comments about race in the speech, and even though the initial outrage was based on an edited clip, she's still an activist who violated the Hatch Act. Plus, the NAACP was cheering and clapping.

All this points to the simple fact that Obama and his kind are trying to take over our country. By "his kind", I clearly mean Communist/Marxist/Fascists. I'm not talking about African Americans, where would you get that idea?. African Americans are good people, especially folks like Ken Blackwell and Michael Steele (and that other guy whose name escapes me, but he played football before going into politics...Marvene, you know who I'm talking about).

All the news I watch tells me that this is the absolute truth. And that is FOX NEWS, the greatest news channel for REAL Americans who are concerned with the Communist takeover of our country. And when I say communist, that should have no racial overtones whatsoever. No other media (i.e. lamestream) is informing us about this scourge.

In a somewhat related topic, I found this article about the latest Nielsen ratings.

Fox News may be the undisputed ratings champion in cable news, but not among black viewers.

The New York Times' Brian Stelter tweeted that, according to Nielsen Media Research, Fox News has averaged just 29,000 black viewers in primetime so far this television season (9/09-7/10). That represents just 1.38% of its 2.102 million total viewer audience.

CNN and MSNBC, meanwhile, both have far more black viewers, both in absolute terms and as a proportion of their overall audiences.

MSNBC has averaged 145,000 black viewers, representing 19.3% of its 751,000 total viewer audience.

CNN has averaged 134,000 black viewers, representing 20.7% of its 648,000 total viewer audience.

I'm sorry, but "may be" the undisputed champions of cable news??? Sorry, there is no dispute, they are the greatest, and the numbers clearly show that REAL Americans prefer Fox News to all other news sources. After all, popularity is the best measure of quality and intelligience!!!!

Friday, July 23, 2010

Yes! My American Rifleman Mag Came in Today!!


And it has two of my very favorite people in the whole world on it!!!

Friday, June 25, 2010

What I Will NOT Be Doing On My Vacation

Well, me and my lady are about to head off for vacation. We're going to Florida, the Tampa area to be specific. Just in time to avoid the oil slick that is totally the fault of the envirowackos and Obama. Being childless (due to low sperm motility), me and my lady have freedom to do anything we want in the Palmetto State, be it eating out at a really nice restaurant, drinking Diet Cokes on the beach, eating nachos poolside, or having a casual brunch at our favorite spot, Applebee's.

We are really looking forward to this trip, but I can assure what we will NOT be doing....imbibing alcohol. I am totally against the evil nectar, given my past "issues" and inability to control myself. Since I cannot drink, I give my lady stern looks when she orders a Zima or sangria. If I am unable to cut loose like that, she should suffer with me. But even if she does down a few wine coolers, I know she will control herself (like I couldn't) and will avoid getting on inflatable rafts on the Gulf. The same cannot be said for Jerry Whipple of the Tampa area.
Everyone knows it's not safe to drink and drive. Better beware of drinking and getting on a pool float, too.

Especially if you're in the Gulf of Mexico.

The U.S. Coast Guard on Wednesday afternoon rescued a man on a pool float who had drifted about a mile out into the gulf.

The man, identified as Jerry Whipple, is "suspected of being extremely inebriated," said Petty Officer First Class Mariana O'Leary.

"The message here is this guy got lucky. He got really lucky," O'Leary said. "Depending on what the tides and currents are doing, he could have never been seen again."

According to the Coast Guard spokeswoman, a Good Samaritan who was on his 22-foot recreational boat called in to report an unconscious man floating well offshore.

When officials with the Coast Guard and a Clearwater Fire Rescue unit arrived about 12:20 p.m., they found the man unconscious on the float. He was wearing a life jacket.

He later regained consciousness and was taken to paramedics waiting at Coast Guard Station Sand Key.

Whipple, whose age and address were unknown Wednesday, was taken to Largo Medical Center with non life-threatening injuries, said Clearwater Fire spokeswoman Beth Watts.
We plan on visiting Marvene, who has a nice condo down in that area. I will ask her if she knows old Jerry Whipple. She seems to know a lot of the drunks down there, so they may have crossed paths before.

Bristol Palin - Oscar Bound

Well I'm going to tame the CLF boys here a little bit before the CIA shuts this place down. And what better way to do it than some excellent fine arts...also known as ACTING! I know...I know, most actors are lame, tree-hugging pansies like Sean Penn who always plays lame-O, tree-hugging pansies. However, those on the conservative side are some of the finest Hollywood (or Hollyweird) has to offer - such as Jon Voight, Chuck Norris, the great Ronnie Reagan, and my favorite, Fred Thompson of Hunt for Red October fame.

But please forward your eyes, ears, and sensible tastes over to this clip of our newly budding conservative actor, Bristol Palin! I haven't seen this kind of acting debut since Tori Spelling on Saved By the Bell.



Great stuff, huh?

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Why Regulating Business Sucks

Since Buck doesn't want to play "hide the hot dog" with me tonight on the final eve of our annual Assemblies of God Conservative Burly Men With Guns Apocalypse Preparedness... I mean Bunnies and Sunshine ONLY retreat (and we didn't bring any young boys to the retreat to play "hide the hot dog" with this year, either), I want to take a few moments to spell out the evils of regulation for the CLF's tremendous audience of fellow conservatives. Regulation gives the government the power to tell you that you can't sell whatever you want to whoever you want for the sole purpose of making money while screwing over some stupid liberal that really deserves it.

For instance, regulation may soon shut down the Assemblies of God "Jesus Youth Warriors" program. This community minded program purchases primarily white children (preferably boys) from poor people who don't go to Assemblies of God churches and brings them to our militaristic doomsday compound.. AHEM, education center where they are filled with food and scriptural training and other fun things from my pants... MY MIND: I meant to say mind! This is done in order to get them to love Jesus and penis... PROVERBS more than anything in this world. Our Jesus Youth Warriors are constantly engaged in the struggle against fundamentalist Islam. From the time they are able to ride bikes, we turn them loose on the community to look for dark skinned people that might even speak foreign languages. They follow them home, take down their address, toss a few methamphetamene making compounds in their backyard and immediately call the police to inform them of the seedy drug den in the neighborhood. This sucessful program called "Dope for Jesus" has led to the removal of fifty eight threats to national security in our small rural community alone! At one raid, we were even able to convince a single mom with three jobs being led away to sell us all five of her children to prepare her legal defense fund!

(Note to Potential Clients: We pay SUBSTANTIALLY LESS for females. They are sold into sex slavery in Mexico as women are totally WORTHLESS in Jesus Combat and far more valuable a commodity as third world hookers.... ummm, no we're giving them all brand new ponies! THAT'S what we REALLY do!)

This good, wholesome program has come under scrutiny by the local members of Child Protective Services! The government seems to think that being reared in an EXCEPTIONALLY LOVING (especially after bedtime) wholesome Christian environment is not a proper setting for young, nubile, mostly nude boys! It's shocking that the state would interfere with a program that is privately funded and keeps many househlolds off of welfare. This lack of welfare spending for the undeserving poor opens up our hard earned taxpayer dollars for more important things like tanks and bombs for Iran and two slingshots for the Iranian Invasion Fleet and the rubber raft that would be the invasion fleet and corporate welfare and tax breaks for the wealthy and big bank bailouts and corporate jets and death squads for liberals and cute boy pages for all of our conservative Congressmen! That stuff will do America a lot better than silly organiations that want "save kids from sexual abuse" when we're already saving kids by teaching them to be IRS building suicide bombers... uh, I mean appreciation committees!

My own churches programs aside, look at the natural gas industry. Following deregulation, poor customers of a brand new natural gas provider in destitute War, West Virginia (who were probably so broke they didn't pay their bills) actually complained about service interruptions! In an era of regulation, the government would have made the smart people at the new company fix the problem, cutting in to their hard earned profits that they made by the sweat of their brow figuring out how to lie to Democrats. This was completely avoided by the deregulation legislation! America: 1; Stupid, Broke Democrats: 0! Some of these filthy, godless liberals even DIED as a result of the outages! America: 3; Stupid, Broke Democrats: -2!

You see, folks, America is all about the freedom of some really hot guy in a wicked good looking designer suit being able to screw some poor bastard who can't afford a suit directly in the backside for an hour and take his money, then buy another wicked suit with the money, declare it a business loss and have the government reimburse him for the new suit with the poor bastard's tax money. That's FREEDOM!

Bomb,Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran!

As much as I have been enjoying the company of fellow exceptionally well-endowed and muscular conservative men during our two week annual domestic terrorism training... uh, I mean good-natured target shooting and camping retreat, I felt the need to post about the dangers of a nuclearly armed Iran and their threat to our way of life. While I don't like taking time away from my explosives... (COUGH!) I mean creative firestarting seminar and snuggling in the tent, err, I mean the exchange of completely heterosexual nude male bonding reverse hugs and spooning with my tent mate Buck, the threat posed by the evil Islamic Republic of Iran is important enough to make an exception.

Many international observers were badmouthing Israel for their recent blockade of "humanitarian" aid (all astute observers of the Bush years can tell you that food is most CERTAINLY a weapon, especially when it is denied to the starving enemy! Take that, North Korea!) to the evil residents of the terrorist controlled Gaza Strip. Despite the claims that no weapons were on board by the slanted, America hating Reporters Without Borders, every biscuit and vitamin pill can certainly be called a weapon of mass destruction. On top of that, the weapons left behind by illegally assaulted Israeli commandoes were still on board! REAL GUNS! We all know that no Muslim ANYWHERE, even those here in the U.S., shouldn't be allowed to own guns, because when people who aren't white and Christian own guns they are weapons of mass destruction.

The evil Islamic Republic of Iran threatened to break the blockade and allow all of that dangerous oatmeal gruel to enter Gaza and stop the planned starvation of the Palestinians by the Israelis that IN NO WAY RESEMBLES the treatment of the Jews in concentration camps by Nazi Germany. In order to keep the peace, Israel decided to let the undeserved nourishment in.

Why did the Israelis back down? Their plan of starvation for Palestine would have finally brought peace to the Middle East! If all the Palestinians were dead, no one would be complaining about Palestine anymore! Iran's destabilizing threat should be met with ABSOLUTE FORCE. BOTH soldiers who aren't currently serving in Afghanistan, Iraq, South Korea, and the Gulf of Mexico should be immediately deployed to Iran with the rubber raft and slingshot we as a country can afford to drop pellet bombs on the Iranian capital!

Friday, June 11, 2010

Actung!

Members of the CLF have started an affiliated blog to the CLF about our professional careers - a "jLog." Please visit us at the CLF jLog. It's on the side bar for future reference also too.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Lessons Learned from the Oil Spill

Hello all! Its been a while since we at the CLF have posted. As always, I am busy working at work, Michelle has her hands full with Spencer, Marvene has taken to some foo-foo pottery class, and all Fuido wants to do is hang out at the gun range. With regards to Winston, he's at some remote spot with a few other like-minded single men concerned with the government takeover of guns. I got a text message from him and it sounds like they're having a good time being in such close quarters without any female interference. So, as always, its up to me to break the CLF logjam and just get to posting.

And what better subject to talk about than the oil spill. See, this is clearly Obama's Katrina, given that it also occurred in the Gulf of Mexico. That right there is enough to call it Obama's Katrina. Nevermind that Bush's Katrina wasn't really his Katrina since it was all state and local government's fault. But regardless, Obama's Katrina is a way worse Katrina than Bush's Katrina, which was not really a Katrina. Anyway, you get my point.

So, the federal government clearly was not there at the site of the spill. What is it, day 46?? Bush took only 4 or 5 days to get to New Orleans, so already he is looking pretty good right now.

Then you got the evidence that this was all the environmentalists fault, as the very smart Sarah Palin said in her highly professional social networking pages. Clearly, it was the environmentalists who were pushing for deepwater extraction of oil and gas. There would have been no environmental impacts at ANWR, that is for sure. If they had just let them drill there (ANWR) then, they would not be drilling here (Gulf of Mexico) now.

Either way, the oil companies should be allowed to drill then and now, here and there, and everywhere. I do so like drilling here and now. I do so like it, without a doubt.

So this is a disaster for sure. Except the oceans will probably clean it up by itself. So we can all agree that the environment will be okay. And if its not, it because the federal government was just too involved.

I recently found this video from the very smart and wonky Michele Bachmann from 2008. She was one of the first drill here drill now proponents. As with Sarah Palin, I think you'll see that they were both just pushing for safe drilling in places like ANWR, not in risky offshore places.



I totally agree!! We ARE the Saudi Arabia of Oil. I know, I know...Saudi Arabia is the real Saudi Arabia of Oil, but we are the Saudi Arabia of Natural Gas and Coal, that is for sure. We could never be the Saudi Arabia of Wind or Solar though. That is just pansy, foo foo environmental whacko stuff.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

CLF Announcement

In honor of Dr. Rand Paul's amazing victory on super Super Tuesday, I am making decision to change Winston's avatar to that of Dr. Rand Paul. Winston has previously expressed his admiration for one Alex Jones. Good ole Alex has even publicly announced his donation to the Paul campaign. Here's a pic I have of the two.


Seeing that Rand Paul has come to the correct opinions with regards to the Civil Rights Act (at least one of the titles), the Fair Housing Act, the American's With Disability Act, the EPA, the Department of Education, Obama-style takeover of our health care system (especially the ramming part of it), etc. etc., I must also assume that Alex Jones shares those views. I have not heard much of Alex, I usually just rely on what Winston tells me. And most of it sounds just plain smart, especially to a rock-ribbed Christian Conservative like me. I also approve of his pointing at the camera. That just looks cool.

I will assume that Mr. Paul will correct his views on Israel, foreign interventions, and a willingness to appear on lefty, lesbian, latte-sipping, limousine liberal shows. He has already done a good job by blaming Rachel Maddow for his failures in the interview the other night. It was abusive to keep asking the same question over and over, especially since Dr. Rand Paul is so clear on the issue.

Clearly, he only has a problem with only one of the titles of the Civil Rights Act. The part about banning discrimination for private businesses. Its only a problem if the federal government does it, that is for sure. Dr. Paul even said he'd have voted for the Act, because the South had all those problems in the 1960's. I'm sure noting the location and timeframe when the racial discrimination took place says absolutely nothing about his views with respect to the Act in the current time and place. Plus, he even said he would have walked hand in hand with MLK had he not been 2 years old. He couldn't walk in a march then, his legs would have been too small. I have taken some of my step-nephews with me to a Tea Party rally, I know how hard it is for the youngins. Plus, they were just terrible the whole time, so that is a mistake I won't make again.

Monday, May 17, 2010

CHICKEN SEX (or CHICKEN SH-T)

I am encouraged by Sue Lowden and her thoughts of bartering doctor treatments for chickens. What a great idea but I would like to go one further. How about chickens for sex. We could start with Miss Lowden, she is not bad looking. Of course if you have followed my very infrequent posts you are aware of my admiration and hots for our two conservative leaders, Sarah and Michelle, as in Palin and Bachman, they might be willing to get on the bandwagon. Research has shown that sexually transmitted deseases are most often passes along by using money for the service. You get your dirty dollars out give them to the lady and then touch each other in the private places. Hello STD's. With chickens to barter you avoid all that and have good clean fun. Maybe a little kinky but that is OK.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Rand Paul + Sarah Palin = Just Plain Smart Also Too

Well it's just goes without saying, doesn't it?

NRA + Sarah Palin = Just Plain Smart

This is just a no-brainer to me. There should be no restrictions on gun ownership. None. And that goes for fully-automatic RPG's too. I had a 2nd cousin who had one of those once. Was real cool to launch em in rural Calhoun County. Well, that was until the ATF gestapo came and seized them. They said it was a threat to air safety. Whatever, those are just unnecessary regulations that violated my 2nd cousin's 2nd amendment rights to enjoy heavy artillery, and by proxy, my 1st amendment rights to enjoy the fireworks show.

Now, Obama and his anti-gun minions are taking aim at the NRA. They say its not right to have people on the terrorist watch list to be able to buy guns. Fortunately, we have great patriots like the Sarah Palin saving our freedoms to purchase a cool new Desert Eagle despite being a close associate of the Hutaree militia.
"Don't doubt for a minute that, if they thought they could get away with it, they would ban guns and ban ammunition and gut the Second Amendment," said Palin, a lifelong NRA member who once had a baby shower at a local gun range in Alaska. "It's the job of all of us at the NRA and its allies to stop them in their tracks."
She had a baby shower at a gun range!?!?! No wonder so many Real American men are in love with that woman. That is just a terrific idea to have a baby shower at a gun range. What better way to induce labor than to have some loud and random gun shots while they coo over onesies and play baby name bingo.

The NRA is also getting in on the act to ensure that people on the terrorist watch list WILL be able to buy a couple semi-automatic rifles. They rightly call this "McCarthyism" to take away rights of people who may be innocent of terrorism charges. Never mind that McCarthy was correct for everything he did, and his modern equivalent from Minnesota is honoring his legend. But getting back to the point, its the bad form of "McCarthyism" that could prevent law-abiding citizens to have their fundamental rights violated. This is totally without precedent in today's political environment.

The bad news is that several NRA members are not yet smart enough to figure this out. I'm sure they will be corrected soon, but in the meantime, some evil liberal smear site went out and video taped these folks disagreeing with the NRA platform. They are just misinformed, with the exception of the last guy, who is just plain smart too!!

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Shoes on Illegal Immigrants

I heard this exchange between Chris Matthews and Rep. Brian Bilbray (R-CA) about the new Arizona law: Chris Matthews: ...like what, like what? Give me a non-ethnic aspect that would tell you to pick up somebody. Rep. Bilbray: They will look at the kind of dress you wear, there's different type of attire, there's different type of-right down to the shoes,















So I looked up the kind of shoes the cops are looking for and found some pictures. The feather shoe is an obvious metaphor for flying from the law or being a tropical "bird". The Nike Invader shows they are invading the U.S. of A. The high heel beer shoe is a total give away because anyone wearing it would be also be drinking and driving, too, and drinking Mexican beer on top of that as well.

Then John McCain was on tee-vee talked about illegal immigrants "intentionally causing accidents on the freeway." You know it was those beer shoe wearing illegals.
"There is an awful lot you can tell about a person by their shoes .. Where they're going, where they've been." Forrest Gump.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Bring a Chicken to your Doctor

In Nevada U.S. Senate candidate Sue Lowden elaborated on her statements in an appearance Monday on “Nevada Newsmakers,” saying: “Before we all started having health care, in the olden days our grandparents, they would bring a chicken to the doctor." Lowden said Thursday that Harry Reid is trying to make her look bad over remarks suggesting a return to the barter system with doctors. “Harry Reid is trying to change the subject from his 2,700 pages of government-run health care,” she said after a breakfast meeting in Reno.
Ms. Lowden's remarks got me to thinking and I happened to have an appointment with my doctor for a routine check-up. I asked him if he would take my latest crocheted afghan instead of cash. He told me it was good enough for two visits, but if he took it instead of cash, Ima was going to be mad because she tried to pawn off a couple of woven pot holders her grandson made for a boil removal and besides he couldn't eat the afghan. Well, I don't raise chickens any more having moved to town a few years back, but next time I'm going to bring the doctor a big screen TV.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Liberal Show's Racist Slam on RNC Head

If you've been watching the TV these past few days, you'd see that the lamestream media has been trying to paint the tea party movement as a bunch of white, old people who are driven by their distrust of a black President. That is just a bunch of hooey, I can tell you there's no basis for that. Well, if that wasn't galling enough, the lamestream media conveniently ignores blind racism when it originates from the Left. That's right, they always paint the Right as being racist, even though Robert Byrd was in the KKK and Democrats voted against the Civil Rights act. They never mention that, do they!??!?!?!

Anyway, back to my point. Shortly after the stolen ACORN-style election of Barak Hussain Obama, the Republican National Committee (RNC) was in need of a leader. They had a vote between five folks, two of which are African American. Ken Blackwell, who has been praised in a previous CLF post, was up, as was Michael Steele, who ultimately won. I can tell you, there's nothing at all odd about the Republicans having 40% of their candidates being black just because Americans supposedly voted for a black man. The Republicans weren't pandering, they were clearly selecting the most qualified. Proof positive that the Republicans aren't racist.

Michael Steele, for the most part, has proven himself to be a competent manager who can really speak to the people. For instance, he described the new strategy to express conservative principles to a younger audience.....

We want to convey that the modern-day GOP looks like the conservative party that stands on principles. But we want to apply them to urban-surburban hip-hop settings.


He showed his ability to explain complex economic policies, like the fiscal stimulus, in simple, but accurate, terms...

[The Stimulus] is just a wish list from a lot of people who have been on the sidelines for years.. to get a little bling, bling.


After that, he encouraged visitors to the RNC blog to post their comments, asking them "What up?"....



Clearly, Mr. Steele is a man committed to in-depth policy analysis and intellectual debates. His race or possible appeal to other democraphics have nothing to do with his position. Just like when McCain picked Sarah Palin as VP. It was based on her accomplishments, not any demographic concern.

But did this record of accomplishment on the part of Mr. Steele sway the liberal lamestream media establishment? Of course not. One of the favorite shows of the lefty, latte sipping, liberal set is the Daily Show. Recently, the RNC was snared in some liberal trick, in which some RNC funds were directed to some heathenistic erotic show. Clearly, this is the work of a liberal mole. No self-respecting Republican would venture anywhere near such filth.

So of course, the lamestream media jumps all over this non-story, just to make Republicans look bad. And this group of nasty liberals at the Daily Show take the oppurtunity to ridicule Michael Steele. But do they invite him on to explain this non-story? No, they use a muppet to ridicule him further.



Personally, I don't see the resemblance. But whatever. The liberal smear merchants go on to display a bunch of racial stereotypes, such as making muppet Michael Steele say silly things like "hilbidy bilbidy" and "hammertime". Plus, they pick a "blue" muppet to portray an African American. This is just blatant racism. Here's a video of the appalling racism if you can stomach it.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Michael Steele Plays the Race Card
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Michael Steele did nothing to deserve this portrayal. It shows how horrible this lamestream media liberals are to show such little respect. Portraying Michael Steele as some kind of pandering and out-of-touch doofus is just beyond the pale. Certainly no REAL American would do anything like that.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Righteous Doctor Not Putting Up With Liberal Takeover of Health Care!!

Well, color me impressed. Finally a doctor brave enough to stand up against Obama's takeover of health care. Good ole Dr. Jack Cassell, a man unwilling to sit idly by while Obama destroys our freedom by ending lifetime caps, getting rid of pre-existing conditions, and discontinuing the practice of recission. He's had it up to here with these dumb Obama voters who are ruining our free-enterprise system that used to be based on the principles of our founding fathers...namely, that private, for-profit insurance companies should be able to act freely within the open confines of the free market. There's simply no other way health care can work.

Anyway, this is what the good doctor posted on his office door...



I for one am all for this policy. I have spent quite a few hours at urologists office, which is how me and my lady learned about my low sperm motility. I would have liked to know that my doctor was smart (i.e. Republican) and also compassionate. Many (i.e. liberals) will try to argue that he is violating his Hippocratic Oath by denying care. I say he is being compassionate and letting patients know what kind of Hell that Obama has unleashed upon our (once) great Republic. Maybe now people will realize that Obama has ruined our health care system, which used to be the greatest in the entire world (prior to March 21, 2010). If all the Obama voters realized that they wouldn't be seen by all the good doctors, then they might vote correctly next time. Preferably for someone who will Repeal and Replace.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Nice Conservative Man Vs. Mean Liberal in Downtown Charleston

Found this very NSFW video after trolling through some local blogs today. The video was shot on Capitol Street showing two men arguing over politics. What appears is a very calm and collected conservative walking away from an irate liberal who cusses way too much. I'm positive the nice conservative WVU man never said a bad word before the cameraman was able to hit record.

Again, NSFW (not safe for work). Marvene, you may want to mute this one:

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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Poll Proves Obama Believed To Be, And Probably Is, A Marxist/Socialist/Anti-Christ

Well, I had no idea that CLF politics and the strength of the Tea Baggers were so popular. There's a new Harris poll taken at the height of the Obamacare debate that proves that our points have become so pervasive among the masses. Just look!

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Wow indeed! However, I take issue with the education part:

These replies are also strongly correlated with education. The less education people have had the more likely they are to believe all of these statements. Consider these differences between those with no college education and those with post-graduate education:

He is a socialist (45% and 20%)
He wants to take away Americans' right to own guns (45% and 19%)
He is a Muslim (43% and 9%)
He was not born in the United States so is not eligible to be president (32% and 7%)
He is a racist (28% and 9%)
He is anti-American (27% and 9%)
He is doing many of the things Hitler did (24% and 10%).


Look, I make no bones about me being a 20 percenter. But I'm very educated. I enrolled in Everest two summers ago for Web Design after seeing their commercials in between Judge Mathis episodes. I passed all the classes except I haven't paid them and they won't release my degree. Additionally, I got my learnin from just plain old street smarts and common sense...something liberals and progressives should just quit sticking their accredited college degrees and stupid diploma's up in the air about.

Oh, and I'm not a racist. Obama is. Case closed.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Mike Huckabee Was Here!!! Really, He Was!!!!


Hey, did you guys hear the news!?!?!! My all time favorite politician ever, Michael Dale "Mike" Huckabee was here, in Charleston, just yesterday. And to think I totally missed it. He was here for the Massey Energy expo at the Civic Center. My boss would not let me take more than my 35 minute lunch and combine it with my 37.5 minutes of cumulative break time so I could go over there and meet the man who will make history. Very disappointing, but I understand that by not being present in my office for a full day could hurt company profits.

The picture above is not from yesterdays event. No, if Chuck Norris was there WITH Mike Huckabee, I would have snuck out of work. Well, no, I probably wouldn't have. But I would have been REALLY disappointed if I missed them both. I did see good ole Mike when he came down to the Books-a-Million in December 08. I saw the top of his head amongst the throngs of fans who swarmed his bus. Good times. Good times.

Anyway, back to the point of my post. Not only did Massey get to show off its wonderous committment to safety and the environment, but Mike Huckabee showed he's still got political smarts. Here's some of his interview with MetroNews:
"I don't think America is in its last hour," Huckabee said in an interview with MetroNews. "I'm not a doom and gloom guy. I think what we're seeing in the political uproar in this country is indicative that people are ready to take back their country and aren't ready to give up on America."
I totally agree Mike. America is not in its last hour. Although, the socialist fascist Marxist/Leninist in the White House (also a secret Kenyan Moslim) is doing his best to devalue the dollar through large deficits. But Mike can't always speak so openly, like Glenn Beck, as a politician has to be positive and upbeat.
"A lot of times Americans, they hear the worst things about the coal industry from President Obama and a lot of the liberals in Congress," Huckabee says.
"Look, this industry is one of the reasons America can be self sustaining.""Cap and trade, which I like to call cap and tax, is really one more way of the government getting into our pockets. It would create huge costs for every household."
I also call it "cap and tax". I wonder how he heard about that too. Mike and I should totally hang out, we are on the same wavelength. Clearly, he is right. We have an unlimited amount of coal and it is not hurting the environment whatsoever.
"Making it possible with people with developmental disabilities and severe illnesses to be able to access health care, nobody argues we should do that," Huckabee explained. "But we can't do it the way that Congress has proposed because what they're really proposing truly will bankrupt America."
"I'm hoping that members of Congress finally realize that they may want this, President Obama may want this, but 75-percent of the American people do not want this."
I completely agree. Only 25% of Americans wants this health care bill, that's what all the polls say. This health care bill will certainly bankrupt us. Republicans are fiscally conservative, they would never push through a bill people didn't want through a simple majority vote. The gall of these Democrats to ram through this large, throbbing bill down our quivering throats. Its just sinful, really. Shame on the Democrats.
As for future political aspirations, Huckabee says he hasn’t made any decisions about another run for the White House. He says he plans on making that decision after this current election cycle winds down.
Run, Mike, run!!!! And please, choose wisely for VP. May I suggest a Huckabee/Norris ticket?!?!

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Jim Bunning, Rand Paul, and a discussion of Libertarianism


In light of the news of our new hero Jim Bunning, former baseball pitcher and all around swell guy, standing up to Obama's economy of reckless spending, I would like to lead into a discourse about the perfect philosophy for everything that is "Libertarianism."

Dr. Rand Paul, son of the very independent and so NOT Republican Dr. Ron Paul, has come out to support Bunning in his efforts to stop unemployment benefits. Unemployment benefits are a form of government activism that entails too much of my tax dollars and desires to keep people unemployed indefinitely. End of story.

Dr. Rand Paul, as you know, is named after novelist Ayn Rand. Ayn Rand wrote fictitious stories about the plights of those who sought moral objectivism for the world around them. Her fiction ultimately created a real life philosophical following. A philosophy that insists that a man's happiness and free markets solve every single problem, which the Paul's have been strong proponents of. It's like taking Stephen King's novel "Carrie" and creating a philosophy to live by after high school bullies poured pig blood all over you. Sometimes it just takes the imagination of a writer to show you what is right and wrong.

Libertarians live by five basic tenants that can never be disputed. First, property is sacred. Above all, a man's home and land are his and his alone. He can do what he wants with them. He can start fires on his lawn if he so chooses or decide to have an elephant as a pet. To deny a man his happiness of fire and large animals is to deny his very being.

Second, any and all government is bad - except cops, the military, and judges. They will solve any dispute anyone has, such as when the man's lawn fire creeps over into his neighbors yard. All the neighbor has to do is go to court and hope the man doesn't have a ton of money for defense lawyers. Usually that is not the case, so problem solved.

Third, capitalism and capitalist are noble heroes. The system of capitalism and those who engage in it create an efficient and fool proof system of economics. When prices on any given product get too high, anyone can simply enter the market, create competition, and voila! prices go down. I mean, it's just that simple. It's only when government sticks their noses in that creates monopolies.

Fourth, worker activism is totally evil. The Corporation creates jobs for people. People should be thankful someone started up a company and gave them a job. End of story.

That brings us to our fifth and final tenant, that the poor are good-for-nothing wastes on society. This is exactly what Bunning and the Paul's are trying to say when they are denying unemployment benefits. Those people are unemployed because they want to be and because they'd rather sit on their fat asses and watch Maury Povich on their big screen TV's all day. This business about unemployment being high right now is just because the Obama Government includes all those people who are no longer looking for work - you know, those who'd rather be lazy! The Bush Administration never included those people in their unemployment numbers because they don't count. That's why unemployment was really low back then.

Whenever someone tries to dispute these five basic tenants of Libertarianism by giving examples of its lack of real world success - like for instance Pinochet's Chile, or deregulation of the financial industry - you must insist that those economies were not free enough. You must inform them that had Chris Dodd and Barney Frank not install Frannie and Freddie, none of the financial collapse would have happened. It was *because* of government interference, that actually caused the collapse. You must insist that because Pinochet was a dictator that he alone caused Chile's huge wealth disparity and annihilation of their middle class. It will only be until there is a completely free market, with absolutely no government interference, that true Libertopia can prosper. This absolutely free and untested economic system has great rhetorical appeal, and will surely win arguments.

So you see why we support Jim Bunning and the Paul's. It's great to have truly independent thinkers like them to change our totally socialist economy.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Hollywood Liberal Activist Attacks Sarah Palin's Family!!!!!

Sorry for the belated post on this topic. I have been working my tail off at the IT Dept. Not only do we have to do unpaid overtime, but they are replacing our 80-20 health insurance plan with a 60-40 one. And they raised the company rates. Its bad now, but I heard it's going to double or triple after they pass this gov't takeover of Medicare. But I digress, since I wanted to talk about Sarah Palin, so here's this post that I have been mulling over for about two weeks.

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The hits keep coming. Another kick in the gut. This has been one tough month for this tough mother of five who is definitely not a whiner.

First, mean ole Rahm Emanuel, in a behind the scenes slur of liberal groups, uses the R-word. This slur is reported in some obscure Washington publication. Thank God for Sarah's Facebook page....without it, this slur would never had been heard by 99% of the country.

Then, the liberal media forces Sarah to respond to Rush Limbaugh's deft use of satire. She calmly and reasonably explains that he's a satirist. Thus, you just cannot get offended at a satirist. That would be silly.

Then, her daughter (I forget which one) is told that this heathen show Family Guy viciously attacks Trig Palin. I will spare you the video link, and instead describe the inhumanity on display by the Family Guy "writers". The story involves one of the main characters going out on a date with a girl born with Down Syndrome. Then the girl says that "her mother is the former governor of Alaska"!!!!! I know, how awful, right???!!! Why must they try to link Palin's family with this character who was born with Down Syndrome, going on a date, being self sufficient, and having adult conversations. For the Family Guy "writers" to viciously attack Trig Palin in this way is unforgivable.

Well, even after the Palin's called them out on their insensitivity, the "actor" behind the voice of this character attacks the Palins once again. This liberal activist expresses her disdain for Real Americans by bringing up Trig again.
My name is Andrea Fay Friedman. I was born with Down syndrome. I played the role of Ellen on the "Extra Large Medium" episode of Family Guy that was broadcast on Valentine's day. Although they gave me red hair on the show, I am really a blonde. I also wore a red wig for my role in " Smudge" but I was a blonde in "Life Goes On". I guess former Governor Palin does not have a sense of humor. I thought the line "I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska" was very funny. I think the word is "sarcasm".

In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes.

The audacity to once again attack Trig. No, Andrea, Trig is not a loaf of bread. Shame on you for suggesting that he is. You, for one, should know better that children born with Down Syndrome are to be cherished, and not compared to food. And how dare you attack Sarah Palin's sense of humor?? I am waiting on a former apology to Sarah Palin, her son Trig, and the entire Down Syndrome community by this vicious liberal activist!!!! This, my friends, is the face of liberal Hollywood.

Sorry, all I have is a picture of this activist. If I could find an email for you to direct your ire, I would.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Dinner Monday at "La Roca"

Just a reminder guys and gals!

Location: "La Roca" in Nitro
Time: 6:30 in the p.m.

Be there or be square!!1!!

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Annual CLF Dinner/Meeting March 1, 2010

Our annual dinner-slash-meeting will be held on March 1, 2010 at "La Roca" in Nitro, WV at 6:30pm. We will be taking board meeting minutes and discussing other business. Don't know who's making cake this time and we hope Fuido holds down the migrant slurs.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Happy Birthday Reggie!

Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Another Nazi Move by Big Government - The Food Police

You may remember a previous post about the insidious garden planted at the White House. With her “Let’s Move” campaign against childhood obesity, first lady Michelle Obama is taking on a challenge that has eluded the likes of President Dwight D. Eisenhower and Arnold Schwarzenegger, both esteemed Republicans. Some people call her the Food Police. The first lady addressed this by saying that "none of the solutions are about government telling people what to do." She sets forth 3 steps to help families lose weight:
1. Eat dinner together.
2. Set a firm bedtime.
3. Curb TV watching.
If that's not the Government telling us what to do, I don't know what is. If parents want to let their kids eat anything, and sit all day in front of the television set, it’s none of the first lady’s business.
The Obama administration will ask Congress to spend $10 billion over the next decade to give schools more money to serve healthier food, and it will propose $400 million in tax breaks to encourage grocery stores to move into areas with little access to nutritious food, referred to as “food deserts.” I never heard of a food desert before, but it looks like the taxpayers will pay to irrigate it. If people don't want to shop at grocery stores, the government shouldn't make them.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Barack's Blackness

Some of the liberal commentators have indirectly implied that we are opposed to Barack Hussein Obama because he is a person of color. Nothing could be further from the truth and I wish to cite several examples to support my case. First, when Obama debated the GOD serving, America loving, war hero, John McCain, McCain said "that one" when he could have said "that n___r". Second, the "you lie" statement during Obama's address to congress could have been " you lie n___r". Third, the looks of disdain from the esteemed republicans Cantor, Boehner, and McConnell are not anti Obama but rather that someone cut a fart. I could go on and on to make my case but this is enough.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

In Defense of Our Defense of Pat Robertson

Some of you might remember a post I submitted not too long ago after the tragedy in Haiti. After the quake struck and so many lives were lost, our favorite Pat Robertson spoke up about the real history of that country (i.e. former slave colony, pact with the Devil, etc.) Of course, the mainstream liberal commie media went all out in demonizing good ole Pat, totally twisting his words to make him appear insensitive. As I pointed out, he was clearly blaming the Devil, not the Haitians. Unfortunately, virtually no one else in Real America (i.e. Red States, Wasilla, etc.) came to Pat's defense. Very sad :(

Although the CLF has developed a faithful following amongst our family and friends, some of whom will be joining us at our yearly Shoney's get-together, the political influence of the CLF has sadly been less than I expected. Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was then...and this is now!!

Exploring the Right Wing Blogosphere
Rightbloggers Keep It Sweet on Haiti -- Unless You Attack Rush, Are Obama, Etc.

The disaster in Haiti has obsessed both mainstream media and bloggers, and for the most part rightbloggers have been exceptionally well-behaved about it. Even some normally obstreperous critics have praised Obama for his interventions, and if they piled on Danny Glover for attributing the quake to global warming, they were at least as likely to pile on Pat Robertson for attributing it to the influence of the Devil.
The Village Voice, which is no doubt a gathering of homosexual deviants, deceptively title their post as a kudos to conservatives for not defending good ole Pat. But not two paragraphs later, they start to mock us few conservative bloggers brave enough to speak the truth, starting with the CLF!!
Robertson was not without backers of an amusing sort. Our favorite was Conservatives Loving Freedom, which said, "People are focusing on the wrong thing. [Robertson] wasn't blaming the Haitians in their time of great tragedy. He was blaming the devil for tricking a few Haitians back in the late 1700's and early 1800's." Noted!
Well, I can see they can't dispute our facts. They dismiss us with the sarcastic ending. I'm claiming victory on this one. Then they go on to attack journalistic stalwarts Rush Limbaugh and Jonah Goldberg. Clearly, Obama was only helping out Haiti to burnish his racial credentials, to divert more tax money over there, and as an excuse to write a Newsweek article. Rush and Jonah know their stuff and are all about accuracy, that is without a doubt.

But having the CLF as an object of ridicule for the heathens at Village Voice was not without its benefits. First, it got us on the national stage. Second, number two, it put us in ideological company with Pat, Rush, and Jonah. And a final point, the third in our list, it provides us with additional information also. Here's another factoid from other real smart conservatives.
Not everyone was blaming the Devil, global warming, and the U.S. government for the devastation. "The reason so many people died in Haiti," said Big Government's Phelim McAleer, "is because its people live in poorly built houses and have not benefited from development which brings with it cities and houses which can withstand earthquakes." Was poverty to blame for this? No: "Guess who are the most active opponents of cities and modern concrete housing? The environmental movement sees cities and growing urbanization as 'unsustainable' and something that must be stopped." We had no idea developers were rushing to built quakeproof condos in Port-au-Prince, only to be foiled by activists from Greenpeace. The internet is a wonderful resource.
The Villagers, again unable to refute these rock solid points, moves to sarcasm. Can they argue without sarcasm. Yeah, right!!! They are just soooo smart, don't ya think?!?! See, liberals, you are not the only ones adept at sarcasm.

Anyway, that smart person at Big Government, which is a great place due to the honest investigative work of James O'Keefe and Andrew Breitbart, points out that its environmentalists to blame. Clearly, environmentalists drove these people off their rural farming communities and into the cities to provide a captive workforce for the multinational textile communities, who paid minimal wages, thus ensuring that they would live in poorly built structures susceptible to collapse. Case closed on that one.

Anyway, this is an old post on that heathen site, and an even older one here. But that shouldn't stop you faithful CLF readers from going there and defending us for our defense of our original defense of Pat Robertson. Michelle even went there and commented on the end!!!
bachmann2012 says:

Nothin' Pat Robertson said was wrong. Plus, you can trace almost all the things the bible says and point it directly to some random future occurrences. I mean, when it's up to the interpreter to find a meaning in the words of the bible that is true, then that is just an established fact. Robertson was simply stating fact. It's the devil's fault guys, not the Haitians.

Posted On: Tuesday, Jan. 19 2010 @ 2:44PM
Good job Michelle and God Bless!!! You Keep Conservatives Using Freedom!! :)

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Scott Brown (R-MA) Won and Is Also Super Hot Too

Our fellow tea-bagger and all around super hot guy Scott Brown has won the Massachusetts seat in the Senate. Mr. Brown is a tried and true Independent who wants to change politics as usual and doesn't vote along party lines at all, despite using the (R) beside his name. He is our Palin - independently conservative and beautiful!

Mr. Brown - may I call him Scotty? - I mean, Scotty, is just so seamless and consistent when it comes to politics. He campaigned opposing the current Obama-care policy because it will raise taxes. Duh! This is no way reflects his support for the 2006 Massachusetts law mandating everyone get health insurance because that was the private market dictating coverage - unlike what appears in today's Senate bill. It's just an established fact that insurance companies have had no say in the debate over health care reform now that Socialism is controlling the White House. I mean, even Scotty's quote is very clear:

In Massachusetts, 98 percent of residents are covered by insurance through our own state reforms. The plan is not perfect, and we need to get costs down, but we have already achieved near-universal coverage. There is nothing for us in a national plan except higher taxes and more spending to finance coverage expansions in other states. It’s a raw deal for Massachusetts,” he said.
Massachusetts plan good, national plan bad. So I can see Scotty's consistent point on that one.

Additionally, my Scotty is not just an Independent, but fiscally conservative. Back in 2001 he justifiably denied financial aid to Red Cross to rescue workers on the 9/11 recovery efforts because at that same time, he had a budget and that budget required unavoidable cuts, not tax-subsidies. Priorities people!

In summation, Scotty's win is a big win for independent thinkers like us here at the CLF. We've achieved in dismantling the one-party rule in Washington, thus eliminating a filibuster proof Congress, and paving the way for a huge comeback in 2012. It also doesn't hurt to be totally hot in a completely tea-bagging kind of way.


*sigh*

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

In Defense of Ann Coulter

Our friend Pat Robertson isn't the only defender of the right under attack by the liberal media. Ann Coulter has been blasted from the left for turning the issue of aid to Haiti into a political one, decrying President Clinton as "the horny hick" and referring to his involvement in an attempt to help the millions suffering in Haiti as a "shame and embarrassment." Just as the liberals have decried Mr. Robertson, they have gone after Ms. Coulter without fully understanding her. I will attempt to explain.
In her new best seller Guilty, she says "Liberals always have to be the victims, particularly when they are oppressing others. Modern victims aren’t victims because of what they have suffered; they are victims of convenience for the Left." In other words, the liberals think the victims in Haiti are conveniently suffering to promote the liberal agenda. Swiftly, we are propelled from point A to point B. Point A: earthquake running full tilt to point B: political opportunity for liberals. She continues, "There’s no way to determine if an action is offensive by looking at the action. One must know who did it to whom, and whose side the most powerful people in America will take." She means that sending the "horny hick" to Haiti is offensive because powerful liberals sent him, and he will probably do something gross to embarrass the Godly.

Friday, January 15, 2010

In Defense of Pat Robertson

The other day, one of the greatest men in broadcasting, uttered something that many took as being insensitive or even crazy. That man, Pat Robertson, is a good hearted Christian who has done much good in the world. Even Morning Joe, a liberal on that liberal MSNBC, stated as such. From providing gainful employment in Third World countries, to starting up world-class learning institutions (whose former students improve the world for the better), to his deep commitment to ethics and accuracy, Pat has done more good for this world than many realize. I know for a fact that this is why my aunt Mackie has spent large sums funding his (and God's) good causes.

But I find it appalling that people who never watch the 700 Club are all of a sudden up in arms about his comment. You know they got that audio from the gutter snipes at Media Matters or other Soros-funded organizations. They don't understand the context and complexity of what Mr. Robertson said.
ROBERTSON: Something happened a long time ago in Haiti and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French. Napoleon the Third and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, “We will serve you if you get us free from the prince.” True story. And so the devil said, “OK, it’s a deal.” They kicked the French out, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free.

But ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other, desperately poor. That island of Hispaniola is one island. It’s cut down the middle, on the one side is Haiti, on the other side is the Dominican Republic. The Dominican Republic is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, etc. Haiti is in desperate poverty. Same island.

They need to have, and we need to pray for them, a great turning to God. And out of this tragedy I’m optimistic something good may come. But right now, we’re helping the suffering people and the suffering is unimaginable.
People are focusing on the wrong thing. He wasn't blaming the Haitians in their time of great tragedy. He was blaming the devil for tricking a few Haitians back in the late 1700's and early 1800's. Clearly, we can go from Point A to Point B on this one. Point A: Haitian slaves revolt against cruel French slaveholders in 1791, defeat the French, accept French demands for reparations, Napolean III and whatever etc. Point B: Great earthquake hits Haiti in 2010. I don't know how much more I can explain the direct connection between the two. If you need more elaboration, you are either Godless or a liberal, which is quite redundant.

So please liberals, do not try to bash good ole Pat on this site, I will not stand for it. Pat was calling for us to pray for the Haitians, which has proven to be quite successful, such as when he encouraged prayers which stopped the nuclear bomb from falling on us in 2007. Pat was blaming the devil, not the Haitians, and his historical account is quite accurate. Pat knows his stuff, and I challenge any one of you to prove otherwise. He proved himself remarkably prescient in a 1992 fundraising letter when he said...
The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
I mean, that is an established fact. Anyone smart enough to utter the above comment should be forgiven for his clumsily worded (but completely accurate) Haiti comments. But I doubt good ole Pat needs my defense. He seems quite strong enough to handle himself :)

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