Thursday, April 29, 2010

Shoes on Illegal Immigrants

I heard this exchange between Chris Matthews and Rep. Brian Bilbray (R-CA) about the new Arizona law: Chris Matthews: what, like what? Give me a non-ethnic aspect that would tell you to pick up somebody. Rep. Bilbray: They will look at the kind of dress you wear, there's different type of attire, there's different type of-right down to the shoes,

So I looked up the kind of shoes the cops are looking for and found some pictures. The feather shoe is an obvious metaphor for flying from the law or being a tropical "bird". The Nike Invader shows they are invading the U.S. of A. The high heel beer shoe is a total give away because anyone wearing it would be also be drinking and driving, too, and drinking Mexican beer on top of that as well.

Then John McCain was on tee-vee talked about illegal immigrants "intentionally causing accidents on the freeway." You know it was those beer shoe wearing illegals.
"There is an awful lot you can tell about a person by their shoes .. Where they're going, where they've been." Forrest Gump.


Bachmann2012 said...

I dunno Marvene, those Puma pumps are pretty fab.

wfp in W-by-GOD-V! said...

I get what Rep. Bilbray is saying - some people just look like criminals. It's hard to quantify but I know that the law enforcement officials will just "know" who the bad guys are.

I also think all of this paperwork nonsense is silly. I don't see the problem with anyone who is Hispanic getting a tattoo on the arm with a a serial number. That way, the police can just arrest anyone w/o a serial number. Those folks who do have a serial number would be so easy to look up in the computer systems too. I mean heck, all of those Hispanics are gang members and have lots of tattoos anyhow. What's one more?

And while we are at it, I think we should consider beards. Terrorists have beards, right? That's easy to spot...

wfp in W-by-GOD-V! said...

By the way, there is lots of fun to be had here:

Reggie N. said...

Wow, what a great site you posted there wfp. What a bunch of well-informed conservatives like "Sam Cogar" and "sadiemae" standing up against those mean liberals like "maybe". I think Michelle knows how to post on the Daily Mail site, I will ask her to post on there too.

SagaciousHillbilly said...

We could sure learn a lot by listening to Forrest Gump!
In America you can be marginally retarded and STILL become a success at everything you try, plus become a millionaire. Do we really need all these non Americans coming here and doing that?

Reggie N. said...

Good point Sagacious, we don't want them illegals coming in and taking away the opportunity for an American-born lad of low IQ to become a football star/war hero/shrimp fisherman/ping pong master/chocolate box aficianado.

Despite your positive contribution to our debate, I must ask you to please refrain from using the R-word. We don't want Sarah Palin to receive another kick in the gut, let alone from the CLF, where we just absolutely adore that woman :) Mrs. Palin, YOU Keep Conservatives Using Freedom!!!!

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Sorry bout using the "R" word.
I was just thinkin bout Ms. Bachman in them thar high healed sneakers with the beer an how drinking from her toes would be so. . . well, anyway I was thinking about using a coupla "R" words . . . so I won't think about that no more.


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