Sunday, May 16, 2010

NRA + Sarah Palin = Just Plain Smart

This is just a no-brainer to me. There should be no restrictions on gun ownership. None. And that goes for fully-automatic RPG's too. I had a 2nd cousin who had one of those once. Was real cool to launch em in rural Calhoun County. Well, that was until the ATF gestapo came and seized them. They said it was a threat to air safety. Whatever, those are just unnecessary regulations that violated my 2nd cousin's 2nd amendment rights to enjoy heavy artillery, and by proxy, my 1st amendment rights to enjoy the fireworks show.

Now, Obama and his anti-gun minions are taking aim at the NRA. They say its not right to have people on the terrorist watch list to be able to buy guns. Fortunately, we have great patriots like the Sarah Palin saving our freedoms to purchase a cool new Desert Eagle despite being a close associate of the Hutaree militia.
"Don't doubt for a minute that, if they thought they could get away with it, they would ban guns and ban ammunition and gut the Second Amendment," said Palin, a lifelong NRA member who once had a baby shower at a local gun range in Alaska. "It's the job of all of us at the NRA and its allies to stop them in their tracks."
She had a baby shower at a gun range!?!?! No wonder so many Real American men are in love with that woman. That is just a terrific idea to have a baby shower at a gun range. What better way to induce labor than to have some loud and random gun shots while they coo over onesies and play baby name bingo.

The NRA is also getting in on the act to ensure that people on the terrorist watch list WILL be able to buy a couple semi-automatic rifles. They rightly call this "McCarthyism" to take away rights of people who may be innocent of terrorism charges. Never mind that McCarthy was correct for everything he did, and his modern equivalent from Minnesota is honoring his legend. But getting back to the point, its the bad form of "McCarthyism" that could prevent law-abiding citizens to have their fundamental rights violated. This is totally without precedent in today's political environment.

The bad news is that several NRA members are not yet smart enough to figure this out. I'm sure they will be corrected soon, but in the meantime, some evil liberal smear site went out and video taped these folks disagreeing with the NRA platform. They are just misinformed, with the exception of the last guy, who is just plain smart too!!


wfp in W-by-GOD-V! said...

I think one of my favorite parts of exercising my 2nd amendment rights is the simultaneous exercise of my rights under the 21st amendment! Some stuff just goes hand-in-hand I think...

Reggie N. said...

I agree. I am also a fan of the 10th amendment, especially with this socialist ramming of health care down my quivering throat.


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