Wednesday, April 8, 2009

First Annual CLF Meeting/Dinner

I would like to take this opportunity to invite our church and affiliate CLF members or anyone else who would be interested (even liberals) to join us at our very first annual CLF Meeting/Dinner held at the Shoney's Restaurant in Charleston, WV on Thursday, April 16th (day after tax day!). Please be on time, we start at 6pm.

We have reserved the back conference room with complementary coffee and strawberry pie, however feel free to order dinner as most of us probably will.

We will be discussing the incorporation of CLF, LLC that include:
  • Electing officers of the limited liability corporation (bachmann2012 is already designated Treasurer, sorry)
  • Adopting business policies and plans that spread the word of freedom
  • Designating committees and allocating authority to them
  • Issuing and selling stock. Stocks include shares in Exxon Mobile, GM, and pesticides
  • Approving the sale, lease, conveyance, exchange, transfer, or other disposition of all or substantially all corporate property and assets including, but not limited to, assault rifles and knives
  • Approving mergers and reorganizations with other conservative freedom fighting organizations
We will also be discussing such hot political topics as:
  • Obama appeasing Islamists in Turkey
  • The ramping up of a police state by evil Zionists and the need for assault rifles now more than ever
  • The abolition of the current Federal Government and subsequent succession of all 49 states (Hawaii turned over to Japan)
  • Barney Frank and Chris Dodd's direct involvement and cause of the collapse of the dollar and subsequent future hyperinflation.
Thanks to anyone who will be participating. If you may have any questions or concerns about the meeting, please feel free to contact me at C ya'll there!




Reggie N. said...

NO PROBLEM. WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING EVERYBODY TOO. I will try to get my lady coming along too.

Marvene Letard said...

Are you going to have the buffet?

Reggie N. said...

You know it I never pass up a buffet. Next time we should try Ryans.

Fuido said...

When I was young I belonged to the CFL (Conservative Freedom Lovers) not to be cornfused with the Canadian Football League. Won't you invite me to the meeting. I love pineapples. When cut into rings like on a cake, they make great targets.


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