Sunday, February 28, 2010

Hollywood Liberal Activist Attacks Sarah Palin's Family!!!!!

Sorry for the belated post on this topic. I have been working my tail off at the IT Dept. Not only do we have to do unpaid overtime, but they are replacing our 80-20 health insurance plan with a 60-40 one. And they raised the company rates. Its bad now, but I heard it's going to double or triple after they pass this gov't takeover of Medicare. But I digress, since I wanted to talk about Sarah Palin, so here's this post that I have been mulling over for about two weeks.

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The hits keep coming. Another kick in the gut. This has been one tough month for this tough mother of five who is definitely not a whiner.

First, mean ole Rahm Emanuel, in a behind the scenes slur of liberal groups, uses the R-word. This slur is reported in some obscure Washington publication. Thank God for Sarah's Facebook page....without it, this slur would never had been heard by 99% of the country.

Then, the liberal media forces Sarah to respond to Rush Limbaugh's deft use of satire. She calmly and reasonably explains that he's a satirist. Thus, you just cannot get offended at a satirist. That would be silly.

Then, her daughter (I forget which one) is told that this heathen show Family Guy viciously attacks Trig Palin. I will spare you the video link, and instead describe the inhumanity on display by the Family Guy "writers". The story involves one of the main characters going out on a date with a girl born with Down Syndrome. Then the girl says that "her mother is the former governor of Alaska"!!!!! I know, how awful, right???!!! Why must they try to link Palin's family with this character who was born with Down Syndrome, going on a date, being self sufficient, and having adult conversations. For the Family Guy "writers" to viciously attack Trig Palin in this way is unforgivable.

Well, even after the Palin's called them out on their insensitivity, the "actor" behind the voice of this character attacks the Palins once again. This liberal activist expresses her disdain for Real Americans by bringing up Trig again.
My name is Andrea Fay Friedman. I was born with Down syndrome. I played the role of Ellen on the "Extra Large Medium" episode of Family Guy that was broadcast on Valentine's day. Although they gave me red hair on the show, I am really a blonde. I also wore a red wig for my role in " Smudge" but I was a blonde in "Life Goes On". I guess former Governor Palin does not have a sense of humor. I thought the line "I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska" was very funny. I think the word is "sarcasm".

In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes.

The audacity to once again attack Trig. No, Andrea, Trig is not a loaf of bread. Shame on you for suggesting that he is. You, for one, should know better that children born with Down Syndrome are to be cherished, and not compared to food. And how dare you attack Sarah Palin's sense of humor?? I am waiting on a former apology to Sarah Palin, her son Trig, and the entire Down Syndrome community by this vicious liberal activist!!!! This, my friends, is the face of liberal Hollywood.

Sorry, all I have is a picture of this activist. If I could find an email for you to direct your ire, I would.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Dinner Monday at "La Roca"

Just a reminder guys and gals!

Location: "La Roca" in Nitro
Time: 6:30 in the p.m.

Be there or be square!!1!!

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Annual CLF Dinner/Meeting March 1, 2010

Our annual dinner-slash-meeting will be held on March 1, 2010 at "La Roca" in Nitro, WV at 6:30pm. We will be taking board meeting minutes and discussing other business. Don't know who's making cake this time and we hope Fuido holds down the migrant slurs.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Happy Birthday Reggie!

Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Another Nazi Move by Big Government - The Food Police

You may remember a previous post about the insidious garden planted at the White House. With her “Let’s Move” campaign against childhood obesity, first lady Michelle Obama is taking on a challenge that has eluded the likes of President Dwight D. Eisenhower and Arnold Schwarzenegger, both esteemed Republicans. Some people call her the Food Police. The first lady addressed this by saying that "none of the solutions are about government telling people what to do." She sets forth 3 steps to help families lose weight:
1. Eat dinner together.
2. Set a firm bedtime.
3. Curb TV watching.
If that's not the Government telling us what to do, I don't know what is. If parents want to let their kids eat anything, and sit all day in front of the television set, it’s none of the first lady’s business.
The Obama administration will ask Congress to spend $10 billion over the next decade to give schools more money to serve healthier food, and it will propose $400 million in tax breaks to encourage grocery stores to move into areas with little access to nutritious food, referred to as “food deserts.” I never heard of a food desert before, but it looks like the taxpayers will pay to irrigate it. If people don't want to shop at grocery stores, the government shouldn't make them.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Barack's Blackness

Some of the liberal commentators have indirectly implied that we are opposed to Barack Hussein Obama because he is a person of color. Nothing could be further from the truth and I wish to cite several examples to support my case. First, when Obama debated the GOD serving, America loving, war hero, John McCain, McCain said "that one" when he could have said "that n___r". Second, the "you lie" statement during Obama's address to congress could have been " you lie n___r". Third, the looks of disdain from the esteemed republicans Cantor, Boehner, and McConnell are not anti Obama but rather that someone cut a fart. I could go on and on to make my case but this is enough.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

In Defense of Our Defense of Pat Robertson

Some of you might remember a post I submitted not too long ago after the tragedy in Haiti. After the quake struck and so many lives were lost, our favorite Pat Robertson spoke up about the real history of that country (i.e. former slave colony, pact with the Devil, etc.) Of course, the mainstream liberal commie media went all out in demonizing good ole Pat, totally twisting his words to make him appear insensitive. As I pointed out, he was clearly blaming the Devil, not the Haitians. Unfortunately, virtually no one else in Real America (i.e. Red States, Wasilla, etc.) came to Pat's defense. Very sad :(

Although the CLF has developed a faithful following amongst our family and friends, some of whom will be joining us at our yearly Shoney's get-together, the political influence of the CLF has sadly been less than I expected. Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was then...and this is now!!

Exploring the Right Wing Blogosphere
Rightbloggers Keep It Sweet on Haiti -- Unless You Attack Rush, Are Obama, Etc.

The disaster in Haiti has obsessed both mainstream media and bloggers, and for the most part rightbloggers have been exceptionally well-behaved about it. Even some normally obstreperous critics have praised Obama for his interventions, and if they piled on Danny Glover for attributing the quake to global warming, they were at least as likely to pile on Pat Robertson for attributing it to the influence of the Devil.
The Village Voice, which is no doubt a gathering of homosexual deviants, deceptively title their post as a kudos to conservatives for not defending good ole Pat. But not two paragraphs later, they start to mock us few conservative bloggers brave enough to speak the truth, starting with the CLF!!
Robertson was not without backers of an amusing sort. Our favorite was Conservatives Loving Freedom, which said, "People are focusing on the wrong thing. [Robertson] wasn't blaming the Haitians in their time of great tragedy. He was blaming the devil for tricking a few Haitians back in the late 1700's and early 1800's." Noted!
Well, I can see they can't dispute our facts. They dismiss us with the sarcastic ending. I'm claiming victory on this one. Then they go on to attack journalistic stalwarts Rush Limbaugh and Jonah Goldberg. Clearly, Obama was only helping out Haiti to burnish his racial credentials, to divert more tax money over there, and as an excuse to write a Newsweek article. Rush and Jonah know their stuff and are all about accuracy, that is without a doubt.

But having the CLF as an object of ridicule for the heathens at Village Voice was not without its benefits. First, it got us on the national stage. Second, number two, it put us in ideological company with Pat, Rush, and Jonah. And a final point, the third in our list, it provides us with additional information also. Here's another factoid from other real smart conservatives.
Not everyone was blaming the Devil, global warming, and the U.S. government for the devastation. "The reason so many people died in Haiti," said Big Government's Phelim McAleer, "is because its people live in poorly built houses and have not benefited from development which brings with it cities and houses which can withstand earthquakes." Was poverty to blame for this? No: "Guess who are the most active opponents of cities and modern concrete housing? The environmental movement sees cities and growing urbanization as 'unsustainable' and something that must be stopped." We had no idea developers were rushing to built quakeproof condos in Port-au-Prince, only to be foiled by activists from Greenpeace. The internet is a wonderful resource.
The Villagers, again unable to refute these rock solid points, moves to sarcasm. Can they argue without sarcasm. Yeah, right!!! They are just soooo smart, don't ya think?!?! See, liberals, you are not the only ones adept at sarcasm.

Anyway, that smart person at Big Government, which is a great place due to the honest investigative work of James O'Keefe and Andrew Breitbart, points out that its environmentalists to blame. Clearly, environmentalists drove these people off their rural farming communities and into the cities to provide a captive workforce for the multinational textile communities, who paid minimal wages, thus ensuring that they would live in poorly built structures susceptible to collapse. Case closed on that one.

Anyway, this is an old post on that heathen site, and an even older one here. But that shouldn't stop you faithful CLF readers from going there and defending us for our defense of our original defense of Pat Robertson. Michelle even went there and commented on the end!!!
bachmann2012 says:

Nothin' Pat Robertson said was wrong. Plus, you can trace almost all the things the bible says and point it directly to some random future occurrences. I mean, when it's up to the interpreter to find a meaning in the words of the bible that is true, then that is just an established fact. Robertson was simply stating fact. It's the devil's fault guys, not the Haitians.

Posted On: Tuesday, Jan. 19 2010 @ 2:44PM
Good job Michelle and God Bless!!! You Keep Conservatives Using Freedom!! :)

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Scott Brown (R-MA) Won and Is Also Super Hot Too

Our fellow tea-bagger and all around super hot guy Scott Brown has won the Massachusetts seat in the Senate. Mr. Brown is a tried and true Independent who wants to change politics as usual and doesn't vote along party lines at all, despite using the (R) beside his name. He is our Palin - independently conservative and beautiful!

Mr. Brown - may I call him Scotty? - I mean, Scotty, is just so seamless and consistent when it comes to politics. He campaigned opposing the current Obama-care policy because it will raise taxes. Duh! This is no way reflects his support for the 2006 Massachusetts law mandating everyone get health insurance because that was the private market dictating coverage - unlike what appears in today's Senate bill. It's just an established fact that insurance companies have had no say in the debate over health care reform now that Socialism is controlling the White House. I mean, even Scotty's quote is very clear:

“In Massachusetts, 98 percent of residents are covered by insurance through our own state reforms. The plan is not perfect, and we need to get costs down, but we have already achieved near-universal coverage. There is nothing for us in a national plan except higher taxes and more spending to finance coverage expansions in other states. It’s a raw deal for Massachusetts,” he said.
Massachusetts plan good, national plan bad. So I can see Scotty's consistent point on that one.

Additionally, my Scotty is not just an Independent, but fiscally conservative. Back in 2001 he justifiably denied financial aid to Red Cross to rescue workers on the 9/11 recovery efforts because at that same time, he had a budget and that budget required unavoidable cuts, not tax-subsidies. Priorities people!

In summation, Scotty's win is a big win for independent thinkers like us here at the CLF. We've achieved in dismantling the one-party rule in Washington, thus eliminating a filibuster proof Congress, and paving the way for a huge comeback in 2012. It also doesn't hurt to be totally hot in a completely tea-bagging kind of way.


*sigh*

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

In Defense of Ann Coulter

Our friend Pat Robertson isn't the only defender of the right under attack by the liberal media. Ann Coulter has been blasted from the left for turning the issue of aid to Haiti into a political one, decrying President Clinton as "the horny hick" and referring to his involvement in an attempt to help the millions suffering in Haiti as a "shame and embarrassment." Just as the liberals have decried Mr. Robertson, they have gone after Ms. Coulter without fully understanding her. I will attempt to explain.
In her new best seller Guilty, she says "Liberals always have to be the victims, particularly when they are oppressing others. Modern victims aren’t victims because of what they have suffered; they are victims of convenience for the Left." In other words, the liberals think the victims in Haiti are conveniently suffering to promote the liberal agenda. Swiftly, we are propelled from point A to point B. Point A: earthquake running full tilt to point B: political opportunity for liberals. She continues, "There’s no way to determine if an action is offensive by looking at the action. One must know who did it to whom, and whose side the most powerful people in America will take." She means that sending the "horny hick" to Haiti is offensive because powerful liberals sent him, and he will probably do something gross to embarrass the Godly.

Friday, January 15, 2010

In Defense of Pat Robertson

The other day, one of the greatest men in broadcasting, uttered something that many took as being insensitive or even crazy. That man, Pat Robertson, is a good hearted Christian who has done much good in the world. Even Morning Joe, a liberal on that liberal MSNBC, stated as such. From providing gainful employment in Third World countries, to starting up world-class learning institutions (whose former students improve the world for the better), to his deep commitment to ethics and accuracy, Pat has done more good for this world than many realize. I know for a fact that this is why my aunt Mackie has spent large sums funding his (and God's) good causes.

But I find it appalling that people who never watch the 700 Club are all of a sudden up in arms about his comment. You know they got that audio from the gutter snipes at Media Matters or other Soros-funded organizations. They don't understand the context and complexity of what Mr. Robertson said.
ROBERTSON: Something happened a long time ago in Haiti and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French. Napoleon the Third and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, “We will serve you if you get us free from the prince.” True story. And so the devil said, “OK, it’s a deal.” They kicked the French out, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free.

But ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other, desperately poor. That island of Hispaniola is one island. It’s cut down the middle, on the one side is Haiti, on the other side is the Dominican Republic. The Dominican Republic is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, etc. Haiti is in desperate poverty. Same island.

They need to have, and we need to pray for them, a great turning to God. And out of this tragedy I’m optimistic something good may come. But right now, we’re helping the suffering people and the suffering is unimaginable.
People are focusing on the wrong thing. He wasn't blaming the Haitians in their time of great tragedy. He was blaming the devil for tricking a few Haitians back in the late 1700's and early 1800's. Clearly, we can go from Point A to Point B on this one. Point A: Haitian slaves revolt against cruel French slaveholders in 1791, defeat the French, accept French demands for reparations, Napolean III and whatever etc. Point B: Great earthquake hits Haiti in 2010. I don't know how much more I can explain the direct connection between the two. If you need more elaboration, you are either Godless or a liberal, which is quite redundant.

So please liberals, do not try to bash good ole Pat on this site, I will not stand for it. Pat was calling for us to pray for the Haitians, which has proven to be quite successful, such as when he encouraged prayers which stopped the nuclear bomb from falling on us in 2007. Pat was blaming the devil, not the Haitians, and his historical account is quite accurate. Pat knows his stuff, and I challenge any one of you to prove otherwise. He proved himself remarkably prescient in a 1992 fundraising letter when he said...
The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
I mean, that is an established fact. Anyone smart enough to utter the above comment should be forgiven for his clumsily worded (but completely accurate) Haiti comments. But I doubt good ole Pat needs my defense. He seems quite strong enough to handle himself :)

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

How To Argue With A Global Warming Alarmist

Many of our readers here at the CLF have been privately emailing me with questions on how to debate one of those kooky alarmists who think that the Earth is going to end tomorrow because of man. Boy, those end-of-timers really get to me sometimes. So I've compiled a two-way debate between an Alarmist (A) and us smart folks the Skeptics (S) to help many of you out. You're welcome.

A = Alarmist
S = Skeptic

A - I’m starting to get concerned. Ice shelves are melting at ever increasing rates. Temperatures around the globe are going up. Carbon dioxide is at or above levels not present in recorded history. It’s become obvious that man is causing or contributing to this crisis. Virtually all of the world’s scientists agree.

S - Global warming is a hoax! It’s a communist conspiracy to destroy our economy. And you are wrong. It is not every scientist. What about Richard Lindzen?!?!


A - Well the IPCC report and peer reviewed studies....

S - Peer review?! What a crock! They are all paid off with grant money. The “real” scientists that aren’t buying the hoax are in no one’s pockets.

A - But we have reliable data that the Earth hasn't warmed this significantly for millions and millions of years and that CO2 levels have been increasing at an alarming rate just this century.

S - What was that? 65 million years ago? How’d they figure out temperatures without a thermometer, genius? Thermometers weren’t invented til 1897 and I didn’t even have to google that..knew it off the top of my head, that is how smart I am!!! What say you....

A - Well we have ice cores, tree rings, etc.....

S - Oh, like that’s real reliable (snark)

A - Well, the IPCC is in, and the US and even the Bush administration admitted, with over 90% certainty, that man is responsible for global warming and the link between CO2 and rising temperatures.

S - Ok, ok, ok.... global warming may be happening, but its not by man!! Solar activity is to blame, along with cows, dinosaur flatulence, and other stuff. All the real scientists know better. Plus, you look at the ice ring data and it shows that the global warming alarmists are wrong.

A - I thought you just said ice cores weren't reliable?

S - Nuh-uh, look at the evidence. 1934 was the warmist year ever!!!!

A - That’s for the US, not globally.

S - Well look at the first 1/4 of this year, temperatures were below average!!! And it's darn cold outside my front door in Charleston, WV. I guess it's global cooling now... hahaha!

A - That’s just for the United States...but globally, temperatures are up, especially at the poles.

S - Well you aren’t up on your science. Look, they are now saying that its all a cycle. Greenland used to be a lovely, green, hospitable island 1000 years ago. Since then it's been a frozen wasteland. Now it's going back to a better, warming place.

A - Greenland is just one small region, we can't use that to represent global change...but also, Greenland's ice cap is hundreds of thousands of years old and covers over 80% of the island. The vast majority of land not under the ice sheet is rock and permafrost in the far north. It could not have been that different just 1,000 years ago. Besides, the historical evidence showed that the Vikings lived a harsh and meager existence on that island, which disputes your claim that Greenland was lush.

S - You calling me a lush!!! I quit that stuff since I turned myself to God; who, by the way, you obviously do not believe. Man is not God, he could not have changed the climate. Besides, it was probably HAARP that did it.

A - HAARP is a US government program that sends high energy into the atmosphere that some suggest is part of the Star Wars defense system. So, you're saying that Man IS God.

S - Nuh uh, its all a hoax!!! It's all to enrich Gorey and his Ilk. It's a global conspiracy to put us all under one-world government and to ration energy sources. Case closed.

A - I'm rendered speechless at your stu...

S - Studious analysis of the facts!!!! Thank you for the compliment.

A - Actually, I was...

S - Too late, you admitted I won. You lost. Nuff said.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Ted Nugent Wants Obama Jailed


The well-informed political analyst, historian, and sometimes rocker, Ted Nugent, astutely determined that Obama should be jailed. Here's his recent quote to some crappy magazine:

"I think that Barack Hussein Obama should be put in jail. It is clear that Barack Hussein Obama is a communist. Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up."

I am forever thankful we have pro-American rockers to guide us through these confusing times.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Obama's Citizenship In Question

One of the most important legal cases in the history of our republic will be heard on January 10th, 2010. The long-questioned citizenship of Barack Hussein Obama, a very attractive KENYAN native, will finally be settled. For the past twelve months, conservatives have rightly questioned whether or not the president is or is not a U.S. national.

Unquestionable sources, like attorney Orly Taitz, have time and again produced multiple Kenyan birth certificates for our usurper-in-chief. No matter how sexy he may be, if he is not a U.S. citizen by birth, he does not qualify for the office of President of the United States.

His aged grandmother, a Kenyan native, has said that Mr. Obama was born in Kenya. While such an advanced age has led to confusion in others, Obama's paternal grandmother is certainly NOT senile. Old people in Kenya would certainly NOT lie for a few American dollars to keep them from eating thin, watery corn gruel passed out by aid workers.

Following a certain verdict that will nullify the election results and embarass the Democratic Party for not dong their homework and paying off as many Kenyan offiicials as Orly Taitz, I wonder what kind of position America will be left in. Vice President Biden may become president, but conservatives could always challenge this as fruit of the poisonous tree. If Obama was not a viable candidate for the presidency, all votes of the Electoral College would have gone to the mccain/PALIN ticket. As John McCain is a member of the Senate, our heroine, Assembly of God ambassador and foreign policy master Sarah Palin would be the rightful President of these States United.

Surely, Mrs. Palin's resignation from the insignificant post of Governor of Alaska was meant to free her up for this verdict. This will pave the way for Todd Palin, who NEVER had a bi-curious moment when our snowmobile stalled out near Anchorage (I'll never forget the sting of his goatee against my face in this NON-TRUE moment of bliss), to become the first "First Dude". He's far more attractive than Michelle Obama.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Public Option Kapoot!

"Ce-le-bra-tion time... come on!"

Well I for one, and I'm sure many of our faithful readers here, are so proud that the Republicans and tea-baggers alike have destroyed any hope for a public option in the health care bill. But let's not forget that SanFran Pelosi, Harry Sneeze, and Barack Hussain Obama should get partial congratulations for their wilting stance and slide to the center-right yet again. I can't tell you how gracious I am for the Demoncrats to not only look for compromise with us (since we are always compromising with them), but to simply throw out one of their stupid big ideas altogether. Now, some of you may say... what about Medicare being available to 55 year olds now? Well, just watch that go in the tank because that will break it and it just isn't sustainable - unlike the private insurance industry where the market always does what's right.

More later...

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

A Return to Serious Political Discussions

We here at the CLF have all enjoyed the recent diversions of artistic talents by Michelle's son and Marvene's grandson. I am sure Spencer and Marvin will go far in the field of Christian art. In keeping with that theme, a group of grown up Christian artists have opened up my eyes to a serious matter of political and social importance....

Side hugging.

Even I was not aware of the dangers of frontal hugging amongst our non-married community. Frontal hugging is just a gateway to more sinful behavior, such as necking and hand holding. Side hugging is clearly the way to go. And I have to thank the good folks at TFH for putting this pertinent issue into a rap song, complete with dancing and sirens!! Enjoy.



Clearly, these are tough street kids who have turned their life around due to Christ. They even said they were rough riders, which I heard first in a DMX song a decade ago. DMX was very hard core, so these young rappers must truly be rough riders by any definition you can think of.

Monday, November 30, 2009

CLF's Got More Talent!!

Michelle's little Spencer is quite the pianist, but my grandson, Marvin, has made up a new Christmas poem. He was named after me so he might have inherited my writing talent. I went ahead and illustrated it for him.
Enjoy!

Six Christmas Places.

Five Onion Rings.
Four Hummingbirds.
Three Friends.

Two Singing Turtles. (Just pretend there are two of them. I have exhausted my technical skills.)

AND One Left in a Pear Tree.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

The CLF's Got Talent!!!!

Hey all. I was wanting to take a slight diversion from our usual high brow analysis of policy debates of the day. Michelle, who is currently at church, just texted me about her little Spencer....
Reg, chk U-toob. Surch "child prodigy plays piano". Spncr is soo talintd
Well, I immediately stopped what I was doing and went to the YouTube site. And to my great surprise it was little Spencer showing off his chops at tickling the ivory.



Tell me what you think of the youngest member of the CLF. Needless to say, Michelle is very proud of her little guy. I think its great, considering his past problems with outbursts of colorful language. I'm glad he's channeling that rage into more artistic endeavors. :)

Friday, November 20, 2009

A Refutation of Heathen Lies

Lately I've been going to lunch with various co-workers at my IT department. I used to eat out of my lunch box prepared every morning by my lady. However, since the recent layoffs, we have had several weeks of unpaid overtime, so a few of us have decided to take advantage of our 30 minute lunch break. Usually we head over to the nearby Subway as my lady wants me to eat healthy. I usually get the 12 inch meatball with mayo and spicy mustard. I keep away from the cookies most days as I am quite health conscious.

Anyway, our lunch time discussions have changed from friendly to heated. Mainly, its because a couple co-workers are misguided heathens. They prove their heathen-ness by their consistent refusal to admit America was founded as a Christian Nation.

I have tried my best to see the error in their ways, but even cold hard facts can't convince them.

I ask them "what part of 'In God We Trust'" do they not understand. They respond with some mumbo jumbo about that God put on money well after this country's founding and in the Pledge in the 1950's at the peak of anti-communist fever. I say, whatever, its on the money and in the Pledge, so you can't argue with facts. The inception dates do not matter, so case closed on that one.

Then they talk about how many founders were not even Christians, many were Unitarian or Deists. Well, I have never heard of Deists, so that does not change my views in the least. As for Unitarians, I didn't even know they were still around. I have been told they were a liberal church, so I don't see how they could be called Christian. Really, how can you be a liberal and a Christian? I'm sure others have had difficulty grasping this contradiction.

After destroying their arguments one by one, I directed these heathens to a very smart man by the name of David Barton and his excellent WallBuilders site. Mr. Barton has set out to spread the unerring truth that the founders were all evangelical Christians. He even has quotes and beautiful prints proving his points. Here's one of Washington ushering Lincoln up to Heaven..


Mr. Barton has some excellent quotes that are irrefutable. My favorite is one that has been put on the Jefferson Memorial. The important quote is in bold and large font. Don't bother reading the smaller font, its not important.
I promised you a letter on Christianity, which I have not forgotten. On the contrary, it is because I have reflected on it, that I find much more time necessary for it than I can at present
dispose of. I have a view of the subject which ought to displease neither the rational Christian nor Deists, and would reconcile many to a character they have too hastily rejected. I do not know that it would reconcile the _genus irritabile vatum_ who are all in arms against me. Their hostility is on too interesting ground to be softened. The delusion into which the X. Y. Z. plot shewed it possible to push the people; the successful experiment made under the prevalence of that delusion on the clause of the constitution, which, while it secured the freedom of the press, covered also the freedom of religion, had given to the clergy a very favorite hope of obtaining an establishment of a particular form of Christianity thro' the U. S.; and as every sect believes its own form the true one, every one perhaps hoped for his own, but especially the Episcopalians & Congregationalists. The returning good sense of our country threatens abortion to their hopes, & they believe that any portion of power confided to me, will be exerted in opposition to their schemes. And they believe rightly;
for I have sworn upon the altar of god, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.
But this is all they have to fear from me: & enough too in their opinion, & this is the cause of their printing lying pamphlets against me, forging conversations for me with Mazzei, Bishop Madison, &c., which are absolute falsehoods without a circumstance of truth to rest on; falsehoods, too, of which I acquit Mazzei & Bishop Madison, for they are men of truth.
This quote makes it clear as day that Jefferson was a full blown Christian, which directly infers that this country was and is a Christian nation.

CLF - 1, Heathens - 0.

Case closed. Nuff said.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Sesame Steet Hates On Fox News! (hippies incognito)

Well I knew Obama and the Demoncrats were trying to indoctrinate our children all along. He pulled a fast one at that school function thing he was at, but now he's been able to infiltrate children's programming. And probably the most famous and longest running one of all time - Sesame Street!


“I am changing the channel. From now on I am watching ‘Pox’ News. Now there is a trashy news show.”


No surpise it also comes from one of the most government funded piles of garbage (hear that Oscar?!?) ever invented - Public Broadcasting. Sesame Street has taken our tax dollars for decades and brought us black puppets, gay puppets, and worst of all, long haired liberal hippy ones. It's the tree huggers that are bringing us down by allowing the rest of the trash get away with whatever they feel like.

So watch out. This is the plan behind Barack Hussein Obama's Administration. He's trying to make us all hippy liberals and socialists and fascists through our children at an early age. Just like McDonalds heavily advertises to kids...but I figured them out.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Just What the Tea Party Movement Needs

Hi all. Sorry I've been away, but I have had to work several days of unpaid overtime at my company's IT department. Seems we have a labor shortage, so us remaining employees must take up the slack of those deadbeats that were just laid off. Isn't that just typical? No wonder our management sacked them.

Anyway, I am back and wanted to get the CLF going again. Michelle, Marvene, Fuido, and Winston, I must say I am surprised at the lack of postings. Heck, even Oma has refrained from commenting. What's up?

Here's something that should get you fired up. Remember how much fun we had having Tea Party House Parties, watching Fox News all day on 9/12, and that trip out to the 7-11? Well here was someone who put his artistic bona fides into the Tea Party movement. Even if you are not into rap (Marvene) and refuse to listen to anything but Elvis (Marvene), I think you can respect true talent when you hear it. Listen....



This is how we'll reach the new generation. With authentic sounding music stylings. I can just imagine hearing this on 98.7 The Beat!!

Michelle, remember that country-western ditty you made about the April 15 Tax Day protest? We should totally do that!!!! I have been practicing the bass, ala Mike Huckabee. With your guitar playing we just need a good drummer to keep the beat. Barring that I have an old Casio that we could use. Fuido has a strong yet lilting voice that I think would make that chorus pop. Think about it.

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